New Dome Beer Prices

long live the flask!

how bout Jerry Jones new palace... $90 for a plain cheese pizza, onsite parking $75

The salary cap is over 100 MILLION frickING DOLLARS, how the hell do you think they make that money? TV, merchandising and vending.

That's normal price for a beer at an Astros game. It's absurd.

Alejandro's guide to not spending a dime at a concert/sporting event.

A.) Predrink before leaving

B.) Park for free in the Warehouse District and walk with your home-brought drink towards the nearest bar.

C.) "Pull a Shockey". Double fist your drink of choice from the Warehouse District or CBD bar to the Dome. Virtually every bar on the walk to the Dome has some sort of "2 for $5" pregame special, so stock up. I like Maguires Pub and Ditcharo's.

D.) Put your flask (prepared that morning at home) into your boxer briefs. Enter the dome. Try to enjoy the surprisingly refreshing feel of cool metal against your bare testicles. That's how I know it's gametime, when I feel that shite on my nuts.

E.) I lied. Unless you drink your liquor straight you will have to splurge on a $3 Coke or Sprite to mix your drink with. Buy the soda, empty 1/3 of it into the nearest trash receptacle, and then empty your flask into the remaining soda can/cup.

F.) When your girlfriend says she's hungry, tell her that the arena food is overpriced and you'll treat her to sushi that night.

G.) If "F" doesn't work and your girlfriend still wants $8 for a sandwich, tell her she looks fat in those jeans.

H.) Enjoy the game!

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or tell that bitch to shut up or you'll never bring her to a game again

if you wear a hooded jacket you can usually hide it in the hood and walk in with your hands raised. it works at lsu games, dont know about the dome though...

or you just put it in your back pocket..WOW thats hard