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Posted on 4/28/09 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 4/28/09 at 12:00 pm
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Posted on 4/28/09 at 12:01 pm to coachLSU
one of mine
Michael: OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.
Stanley: I'm sorry?
Michael: Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why "of course"?
Michael: Uh...
Stanley: What's that supposed to mean?
Michael: Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.
Michael: Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.
Michael: OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.
Stanley: I'm sorry?
Michael: Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why "of course"?
Michael: Uh...
Stanley: What's that supposed to mean?
Michael: Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.
Michael: Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 12:02 pm to coachLSU
Stanley: Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.
Michael: Really?
Stanley: Oh, yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.
Michael: God, Stanley, that's frickin' brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.
Stanley: Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.
Michael: No kidding.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 12:11 pm to coachLSU
Michael: OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
Kevin: I love fake boobs. Often times, you find them on strippers.
Creed: I find it offensive. Au natural, baby. That's how I like 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots.
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
Kevin: I love fake boobs. Often times, you find them on strippers.
Creed: I find it offensive. Au natural, baby. That's how I like 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 1:28 pm to coachLSU
When Kevin asked the girl out on the date, and then looked down and said, "boobs." I laughed louder at that than any other time.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 1:38 pm to coachLSU
Thanks for the site bump, Coach. 
And I could never pick a favorite, but I often think of this one and laugh:
Michael: Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
And I could never pick a favorite, but I often think of this one and laugh:
Michael: Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:26 pm to coachLSU
From last week
Michael: Oh how turn tables...
Michael: Oh how turn tables...
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:42 pm to coachLSU
Michael: "Grillin' up some man meat!"
Dwight: "I'll have some of your man meat Michael."
Dwight: "I'll have some of your man meat Michael."
Posted on 4/28/09 at 6:10 pm to coachLSU
Michael: The company has made it my responsibility today to put and end to one hundred thousand years of being weirded out by gays.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 12:59 pm to coachLSU
quote:
Dwight: The eyes are the groin of the head
quote:
Jim: Hey, Andy.
Andy: Yo.
Jim: By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?
Andy: No, I did not. Was that any good?
Jim: Actually not. It was really so-so.
Dwight: Ok. [Dwight turns around, but Jim holds up the stopwatch, threatening to start it]
Jim: I mean I like all the crazy monsters and stuff. You know, like klingons and wookies and all that but... [Dwight begins to turn around again, Jim holds up the watch] Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?
Andy: Is that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica?
Jim: You know, it's weird. It's practically a shot for shot remake.
Andy: Really? [Dwight closes his eyes, clutches the paper in his hands] Huh, that's cool.
Jim: Story's kinda bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Andy: Really? That doesn't sound right.
Posted on 4/29/09 at 1:21 pm to coachLSU
Michael: Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So...
Posted on 4/29/09 at 6:28 pm to coachLSU
Dwight: I once killed a warewolf , but by the time I got to it, it had turned into my nieghbors dog.
another one
Micheal: Have i ever been hunting? yeah ive been hunting, i shot it in the leg and had to beat it for like 10 minutes with a shovel
another one
Micheal: Have i ever been hunting? yeah ive been hunting, i shot it in the leg and had to beat it for like 10 minutes with a shovel
This post was edited on 4/29/09 at 6:29 pm
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