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Greatest Line in a movie
Posted on 3/31/09 at 12:01 am
Posted on 3/31/09 at 12:01 am
Maybe not the greatest, but I laugh every time I hear it.
Angry Black Man "you think you can steal from us and get away with it?"
Joker "well yeah"
Angry Black Man "you think you can steal from us and get away with it?"
Joker "well yeah"
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Posted on 3/31/09 at 12:08 am to tduecen
"How about a magic trick"
This post was edited on 3/31/09 at 12:14 am
Posted on 3/31/09 at 12:21 am to ZZTIGERS
Sondra Locke in Sudden Impact to a punk standing in front of her car:
"want a lift?"
"sure, baby"
"stick a jack up your arse."
"want a lift?"
"sure, baby"
"stick a jack up your arse."
Posted on 3/31/09 at 1:42 am to tduecen
"Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here"- Jack Nicholson.. THE BEST!
Posted on 3/31/09 at 1:56 am to ShermanTxTiger
"Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks. " FG
Posted on 3/31/09 at 7:24 am to tduecen
"I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard!"
Posted on 3/31/09 at 7:37 am to tduecen
" I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm."
Posted on 3/31/09 at 7:41 am to tduecen
From Full Metal Jacket
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Posted on 3/31/09 at 7:42 am to tduecen
The Usual Suspects:
Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
Pulp Fiction:
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
Pulp Fiction:
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Posted on 3/31/09 at 7:55 am to ctalati32
"I'm ya huckleberry"
Posted on 3/31/09 at 8:12 am to JPLIII
"you talkin to me?"
"Hereeeeeeee's Johnny!"
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like... victory"
"Oh captain, my captain"
"the horror.... the horror"
"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer."
"SHOW ME THE MONEY"
"I'll be back."
and although it's been made into a joke
"I see dead people."
"you've got to ask yourself one question.. 'Do I feel lucky?' well, do ya? punk?"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Teddy KGB: That ace could not have helped you.
[drops all of his chips onto the table]
Teddy KGB: I bet it all.
Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help.
[pushes chips towards the center and flops down his cards]
Mike McDermott: I flopped a nut straight.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fricking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I told those fricks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fricking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shite
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fricking roll! Shomer shabbos!
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fricked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna frick you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shite with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the fricking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fricks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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Jesus Quintana: Nobody fricks with the Jesus!
and FINALLY
Walter Sobchak: frick it, Dude, let's go bowling.
"Hereeeeeeee's Johnny!"
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like... victory"
"Oh captain, my captain"
"the horror.... the horror"
"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer."
"SHOW ME THE MONEY"
"I'll be back."
and although it's been made into a joke
"I see dead people."
"you've got to ask yourself one question.. 'Do I feel lucky?' well, do ya? punk?"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Teddy KGB: That ace could not have helped you.
[drops all of his chips onto the table]
Teddy KGB: I bet it all.
Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help.
[pushes chips towards the center and flops down his cards]
Mike McDermott: I flopped a nut straight.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fricking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I told those fricks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fricking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shite
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fricking roll! Shomer shabbos!
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fricked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna frick you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shite with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the fricking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fricks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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Jesus Quintana: Nobody fricks with the Jesus!
and FINALLY
Walter Sobchak: frick it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Posted on 3/31/09 at 9:33 am to m2pro
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Gladiator
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Forrest Gump
Yo, Adrian, we did it. Rocky II or Go for it! Rocky III
I'll be back Terminator
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Forrest Gump
Yo, Adrian, we did it. Rocky II or Go for it! Rocky III
I'll be back Terminator
Posted on 3/31/09 at 10:21 am to tduecen
"leave the gun, take the cannoli's"... 
Posted on 3/31/09 at 10:23 am to JPLIII
quote:
"I'm ya huckleberry"
I made a bet with myself that someone would have this. I win.
Mine must be:
Terry Silver: You wanna see more?!
John Cleese: I wanna see A LOT MORE!
Posted on 3/31/09 at 10:29 am to PiscesTiger
Bounty hunter: A mans gotta make a living.
Eastwood: Dying aint much of a living.
Eastwood: Dying aint much of a living.
Posted on 3/31/09 at 10:30 am to tduecen
Girl: I'm exhausted
Guy: Yeah, me too, but I'm really wired. Whatta ya say I take you home and eat your pussy.
Shark Attack 3
Guy: Yeah, me too, but I'm really wired. Whatta ya say I take you home and eat your pussy.
Shark Attack 3
Posted on 3/31/09 at 10:35 am to ZZTIGERS
quote:
How about a magic trick
Posted on 3/31/09 at 10:48 am to Burt Reynolds
"7's the key number here. Think about it: 7 Elevens, 7 Dwarfs, 7, man, that's the number! 7 little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch... you know that old children's tale from the sea!? It's like you're dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby. Step into my office... cause you're fricking fired!" -- The Hitchhiker, "There's Something About Mary"
Posted on 3/31/09 at 11:06 am to Choupique19
quote:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Gladiator
+1 The look on Joaquin Phoenix's face after that was priceless.
Posted on 3/31/09 at 11:11 am to tduecen
One of the worst movies I have ever seen, but Samual L Jackson in Jackie Brown:
"The AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fricker in the room, accept no substitute!"
"The AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fricker in the room, accept no substitute!"
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