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How to sell your soul to the devil?
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:15 pm
I know someone who actually believes they can sell their soul to the devil (high religious type). So I can tell him he’s a dim wit, how do I tell him that’s physically not possible? Even if it was, would the money even be worth it?
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Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:16 pm to VooDude
First...assemble a binder full of plays and path forward....
Second....drive to Joe Alleva's office....
Second....drive to Joe Alleva's office....
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:17 pm to VooDude
Challenge the ol devil to a fiddle playing contest. If you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold but if you lose the devil gets your soul.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:18 pm to VooDude
Pick that fiddle up baw 
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:18 pm to VooDude
Ask Nick Saban
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:19 pm to VooDude
Funny how none of us have had the occasion to be offered a great deal of wealth for our eternal souls….I thought that kind of thing happened all the time
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:20 pm to VooDude
Be at a crossroads at 3am. A car will stop and ask if you need a ride. Up to you what to do from there mon ami. 
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:21 pm to PurpleSingularity
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Funny how none of us have had the occasion to be offered a great deal of wealth for our eternal souls….I thought that kind of thing happened all the time
Read Stephen King's book, 'Needful Things'.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:22 pm to VooDude
How do you know it is not physically possible? What is your point of reference?
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:23 pm to VooDude
Go down to the crossroads and fall down on your knees.
ETA: what a beat
ETA: what a beat
This post was edited on 3/22/26 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:25 pm to VooDude
It personally happened to my Aunt Nelda.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:27 pm to shutterspeed
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It personally happened to my Aunt Nelda.
Aunt...NEIL-da
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:32 pm to VooDude
You have to set up a little space on the floor where you can draw a circle and a pentagram on the floor and surround it with candles. You light the candles and then begin to Call and Summon a Demon by name. Of course you have to be naked to do this. You record this on your phone and post it here on Tigerdroppings. Then the Devil will call you when he has time. You'll get a text telling you your place in the Call-Back Queue.
It's pretty easy. Don't forget to post the video here on TD. That's the most important part.
It's pretty easy. Don't forget to post the video here on TD. That's the most important part.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:32 pm to VooDude
The most common incantation to summon the devil is
"Ad constringendum, ad ligandum eos pariter et solvendum et ad congregandum eos coram me"
"Ad constringendum, ad ligandum eos pariter et solvendum et ad congregandum eos coram me"
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:36 pm to HoboDickCheese
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"Ad constringendum, ad ligandum eos pariter et solvendum et ad congregandum eos coram me"
You call that Latin?
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:37 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Be at a crossroads at 3am. A car will stop and ask if you need a ride. Up to you what to do from there mon ami.
I have actually been to those crossroads…there’s a decent barbecue place nearby that I like to eat.
It’s at the crossroads of Hwy 61 AND HWY 49 which now falls in Clarksdale, Ms. Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil there in exchange for becoming a blues guitar virtuoso. Look it up…
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:39 pm to VooDude
anyone who doesn't accept Christ as Lord and Savior is already owned by the devil.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:40 pm to VooDude
Not sure but Bob Dylan very explicitly said he made that deal.
He said he made a deal with the “chief commander of this earth”.
Take it for what you will.
He said he made a deal with the “chief commander of this earth”.
Take it for what you will.
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