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I found a single mitten laying on a fence after a snowstorm

Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:27 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:27 pm
Made in a factory somewhere overseas it was put in a box along with many others and then removed again to be paired with a same but different mitten that became its partner. They became a team. And then they were split up somehow in a moment that I can never know about when one was lost. The partner was likely discarded and is now gone forever because of the separation while the lost mitten was first found by another passerby and placed on the fence with the hope of reunion.

I passed by this week and the snow is long gone but the mitten is still on the fence under the shade of a tree. Waiting.
Posted by Lush
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Posted by soccerfüt
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Welcome here, we know you….

Posted by dkreller
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Posted by fightin tigers
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Are you Tom Hanks?
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:42 pm to
The World's Shortest Story

Single mitten found on fence.

Never Used.


THE END
Posted by WillieD
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Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:58 pm to
Milk milk lemonade here is where the fudge is made
Posted by tiger rag 93
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:00 pm to
Thought this thread was gonna be about your wife cheating with the snow plow operator.
Posted by Dalosaqy
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

weagle1999

Talk about pearls before swine.
Posted by SundayFunday
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:03 pm to
Is the mitten code for gay sex?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:08 pm to
It is if you want it to be
Posted by TigerBait2008
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:13 pm to
Too early to be high son.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:15 pm to
To me it sounds more likely like some ivy league bitch poem that got a B

She probably went to Vassar
Posted by dstone12
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:16 pm to
Have you figured out why you drive on a parkway and park on a drive way?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

I found a single mitten


Belonged to a 1 pawed kitten
Posted by SundayFunday
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Posted by Gusoline
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Is this lsucyotes alter
Posted by makersmark1
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Aden?
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