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Never forget the 2026 oil apocalypse that destroyed the US economy

Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:45 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:45 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
5809 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:47 pm to
liberal panicans are RAing this thread profusely.
Posted by rob0710
LA
Member since Oct 2004
1145 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:48 pm to
I'll be curious to see if fuel prices will fall as quickly as they come up.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19595 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:49 pm to
Everyone is a whore for fast information and reacts much too quickly.

I always preach patience.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38081 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Crude oil prices just rose and fell 30% in the same day, in what appears to be a 5-sigma event. In other words, what happened today occurs once in ~3.5 million observations.


The beings in charge of the simulation only keep interesting simulations going.

Simulation theory [confirmed] not confirmed
This post was edited on 3/9/26 at 3:54 pm
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
1069 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:54 pm to
Welp. Back to braying about Regime change.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
5391 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:54 pm to
What I keep telling myself is the US military is 20+ years ahead technologically of what the public has, in this example AI.

I imagine they simulated this exercise 100million times and the results were acceptable.

That’s what I’m going with so I can sleep at night
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
4390 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:58 pm to
Sounds like Trump about to declare victory. Just as Saudi tanks are full and they are about to shut down their oil fields. I read where it takes several weeks to get them going again. Did trump panic?
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
7696 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:59 pm to
They never go down as fast as they go up. Never.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
88641 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:59 pm to
Oh man that's amazing!

Holy shite you got heem!
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/9/26 at 3:59 pm to
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Let me predict the future for you.

Oil Stays >$100 for a few more days.

Trump panics as he sees his Poll Numbers collapse further.

Trump makes some schizophrenic truth social post that the U.S. won this war.

U.S. soldiers leave Iran.

The Ayatollah’s Son just got a 40 year reign courtesy of the Red White & Blue.

Trump & Hegseth bomb Cuba next.

Oof
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
27209 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:00 pm to
One of these days people on this website will use the Dan Bongino rule because once again, Panicans and black pillers look like dumbasses again
Posted by medium_okra
City of Central
Member since Oct 2019
197 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:02 pm to
Jim Cramer remains unfeated.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
3969 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

The Ayatollah’s Son just got a 40 year reign courtesy of the Red White & Blue.

The same one who just got his leg blown off?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
24435 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:04 pm to
Damn. I didn’t short it enough.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
41083 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:07 pm to
Fox News has been pushing the panic all day. I wonder how they will cover it tonight.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10066 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by StevieG504
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
3881 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 4:21 pm to
I couldve sworn I read on here that gas prices will be over 5$ In south Louisiana bahaha
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