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“If” the Persians take over Iran, what should they do?

Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:16 pm
Posted by bhtigerfan
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:16 pm
Big if, but if they do wrestle control of the country from the Islamist, I think they should literally bulldoze every single Mosque in Iran and either deport or imprison most of the Muslim population that kept them enslaved for almost 5 decades.
Posted by beebefootballfan
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:18 pm to
Start a Female Oil Wrestling League.

Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:18 pm to
They are Muslims though. They aren't going to give up their religion. Yes some are jews and some Christian but it's still going to be a Muslim nation.
Posted by AlterEd
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:20 pm to
You mean to say, "if the Persians retake Persia." Carry on.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:20 pm to
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Posted by Boodis Man
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:20 pm to
Iran is 99% muslim
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:20 pm to
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They are Muslims though.
I think most Persians weren’t Muslim before the revolution. They were forced to convert afterwards.
Posted by AlterEd
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:21 pm to
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They are Muslims though.


Eh. They're Zoroastrians.
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:21 pm to
Iran is not close to 99% Muslim

Typical take from a panican
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:23 pm to
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“If” the Persians take over Iran, what should they do?

Anything they want that doesn't involve a nuke.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:24 pm to
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Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:24 pm to
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but it's still going to be a Muslim nation.
So is Jordan, UAE, and Indonesia. Difference is, those countries don't push extremism and just want to get along, make some money, and enjoy life.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:28 pm to
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Iran is 99% muslim


I mean you do realize if you aren’t your likelihood of dying increases?
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:29 pm to
Iran is more similar to Singapore in that manner than Jordan

Jordan is mostly Palestinian but has a strict Monarchy

Independent studies put the Muslim pop at 32-40% in Iran. It’s their government who claims 99%
Posted by EastWestConnection
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Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:32 pm to
some of yall have wildly unrealistic ideas about what is gonna happen in Iran

I like posts like this though because it reminds me of how retarded most of the people here are
This post was edited on 3/2/26 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:32 pm to
Lingerie football
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:32 pm to
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Independent studies put the Muslim pop at 32-40% in Iran.
That’s what I was getting at. I think I read less than 30% are devout Muslims, so basically forced on them.
Posted by METAL
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:34 pm to
I think you guys are confusing Muslim vs Islamic.

Persian vs Zoroastrian.
Posted by 94LSU
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:37 pm to
Build nukes to prevent Israel from taking over, same as the mullahs.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33302 posts
Posted on 3/2/26 at 10:39 pm to
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Build nukes to prevent Israel from taking over, same as the mullahs.
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