Wellbeing check on Dave Smith, Joe Rogan, Tucker and that whole clan

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See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to frick all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shite all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes! And if they didn't frick the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shite!

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild (libs, Smith, Rogan, Tucker and all the bitch panicans) are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll (Iran, NK, China etc.) is an a-hole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes — assholes who just want to shite on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can frick an a-hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they frick too much or frick when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shite that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us frick this a-hole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shite!

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Explain how the events of today personally benefit your family?

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