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I have the fix for LSU basketball!!!
Posted on 1/28/26 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 1/28/26 at 4:20 pm
LSU does not need to replace MM.
THEY NEED ALT UNIFORMS!
Bear with me…we’re constantly told that recruits LOVE the alt unis in football…that this could be the difference between gridiron success and gridiron failure.
Just IMAGINE the talent that would flock to play for LSU and MM if the athletic department would just get some damn alt uniforms for the basketball team!!!
Hell…with alt unis, the Tigers would have so much top talent that even WW could maybe crack into the Elite Eight!
Let’s make it happen!!!
THEY NEED ALT UNIFORMS!
Bear with me…we’re constantly told that recruits LOVE the alt unis in football…that this could be the difference between gridiron success and gridiron failure.
Just IMAGINE the talent that would flock to play for LSU and MM if the athletic department would just get some damn alt uniforms for the basketball team!!!
Hell…with alt unis, the Tigers would have so much top talent that even WW could maybe crack into the Elite Eight!
Let’s make it happen!!!
This post was edited on 1/28/26 at 4:23 pm
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Posted on 1/28/26 at 4:22 pm to Recoveringcajun
I apologized to myself for wasting my time reading this
Posted on 1/28/26 at 4:56 pm to Recoveringcajun
We need alternate thread starters.
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:00 pm to SaveFarris
The recruits are ALL ABOUT alt unis.
Forget NIL and coach staff/facilities. Forget the comfort girls.
They come for the alt unis!
Forget NIL and coach staff/facilities. Forget the comfort girls.
They come for the alt unis!
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:02 pm to Recoveringcajun
Already tried it. Didn't work. They lost every game in those uniforms.
They've given away hats, sweatshirts, statues, and various other do-dads. They've dropped hotdogs attached to parachutes from the roof. They had a bozo dressed as a crawfish banging on a steel pot. There is some sort of odd smoke cannon that goes off when someone dunks. None of it has worked.
Perhaps they should try an Alternate Coach?
They've given away hats, sweatshirts, statues, and various other do-dads. They've dropped hotdogs attached to parachutes from the roof. They had a bozo dressed as a crawfish banging on a steel pot. There is some sort of odd smoke cannon that goes off when someone dunks. None of it has worked.
Perhaps they should try an Alternate Coach?
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:07 pm to Recoveringcajun
And the football team couldn't win in alt uniforms. So your hypothesis is dead.
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:10 pm to thumperpait
quote:
And the football team couldn't win in alt uniforms. So your hypothesis is dead.
But…RECRUITS!
They don’t care about NIL…it’s all about the alt unis! If it works for football recruiting, then it’ll work for MM!
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:11 pm to Recoveringcajun
You need to recover faster.
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:13 pm to Recoveringcajun
quote:
Recoveringcajun
get off the big boy board and go back to your gay porn
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:35 pm to EPORE
quote:
get off the big boy board and go back to your gay porn
That would excite you, wouldn’t it?
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:46 pm to Alt26
quote:Those uniforms only work with Dwayne Scales or Rudy Macklin wearing them! (i DO love those unis though and the awesome atmosphere in the Assembly Center back then)
Already tried it. Didn't work. They lost every game in those uniforms.
Posted on 1/28/26 at 5:48 pm to Crusaders6767
quote:
apologized to myself for wasting my time reading this
I’m holding out giving me one for now. I don’t deserve it.
Posted on 1/28/26 at 6:03 pm to Recoveringcajun
quote:
hey don’t care about NIL…it’s all about the alt unis
Recruiter: hey recruit, would you like fistfuls of cash, or the chance to wear a Halloween costume twice a year?
Recruit: SHOW ME THE JERSEY!
Yeah, that’s not how it works. They take the money every single time and twice on Sundays.
Posted on 1/28/26 at 6:14 pm to Recoveringcajun
Men wearing the Alt Golds tonight.
HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR THEM?!?
HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR THEM?!?
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