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AMA: I am a citizen of Greenland. Many of you will come.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:38 pm
I live in the capital city of Greenland City with my wife Morgeet the Bearded and I am here to answer and all questions. Do not worry, it is a very dry cold.
National Tourism Slogan: Come for the ice. Stay for the canceled flight.
I can answer many more such questions of significant note.
Bedtime Edit
I must sleep.
But I leave facts of bigly:
National Language: Greenlish.
National Tree: Melted
Currency: Frozen Krokogofoldnordverkblat.
National Motto: It's not cold, you're just weak.
National Flower: Dyed ice cube,
National Anthem: We melt for No one.
Time Zone: Cold.
Sexy talk: Tonight we will watching the aurora borealis argue with the moon..
National Sport: Competitive Hibernation.
National Pastime: Ice Watching
National Festival: We Swear It's Summer Parade each July.
National greeting: The beady eyed Squint.
National Tourism Slogan: Come for the ice. Stay for the canceled flight.
I can answer many more such questions of significant note.
Bedtime Edit
I must sleep.
But I leave facts of bigly:
National Language: Greenlish.
National Tree: Melted
Currency: Frozen Krokogofoldnordverkblat.
National Motto: It's not cold, you're just weak.
National Flower: Dyed ice cube,
National Anthem: We melt for No one.
Time Zone: Cold.
Sexy talk: Tonight we will watching the aurora borealis argue with the moon..
National Sport: Competitive Hibernation.
National Pastime: Ice Watching
National Festival: We Swear It's Summer Parade each July.
National greeting: The beady eyed Squint.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 10:41 pm
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:40 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
my wife Morgeet the Bearded
Pics?. (He hesitantly asks, driven by morbid curiosity).
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:41 pm to Big Jim Slade
Our national camera is frozen. Next question please.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:41 pm to Big Jim Slade
Well, there are rules….
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:42 pm to Big Jim Slade
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:44 pm to Lsupimp
Why is George Clooney such a bad actor?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:44 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
It is Morgeet. We meet at the 4rd annual Shivering Competition.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:44 pm to Lsupimp
Over here we have Eskimo pussy.
What’s your version?
What’s your version?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:45 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I am a citizen of Greenland
Do they sell CrackerJacks up there?
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:46 pm to Lsupimp
How many kilos can you squat?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:47 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I am a citizen of Greenland. Many of you will come.
Lsupimp
I live in the capital city of Greenland City with my wife Morgeet the Bearded and I am here to answer and all questions. Do not worry, it is a very dry cold.
National Slogan: Come for the ice. Stay for the canceled flight.
I can answer many more such questions of significant note.
"I am Snar of the ice people. Morgeet is legit. Warm in winter. Which is all year."
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:47 pm to Lsupimp
How’s y’all’s curling team going to do in the Olympic?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:48 pm to KCT
Glacier chips.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:49 pm to stuntman
quote:
How many kilos can you squat?
We measure in cubic blocks of ice. About 350.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:50 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Glacier chips
Ahh. A regional delicacy.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:51 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
quote:
How’s y’all’s curling team going to do in the Olympic?
Our Curling team died during Polar Bear negotiations.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:51 pm to dkreller
quote:
Over here we have Eskimo pussy
I don't know but I've been told, it's mighty cold
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:52 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:53 pm to Lsupimp
Fresh Greenland shark meat, which is highly toxic due to urea and ammonia, causing intoxication or even death is a local fancy not to be missed.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:55 pm to dkreller
quote:
Over here we have Eskimo pussy.
Ice pubes.
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