Started By
Message

Why Is It So Hard To Drive Without Hitting a Power Pole?

Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:03 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73830 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:03 pm
Another evening without power because some genius took out a power pole. I don't understand why it’s so tough to drive down a road without hitting shite.
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 7:13 am
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83545 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:03 pm to
Get a generator
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73830 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:04 pm to
Great idea. But, doesn’t answer the question.
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
1849 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Another evening without power because some genius took out a power pole. I don't understand why it’s so tough to drive down a road without hitting shite.


Look at a map. Where do you live?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129521 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:05 pm to
Sorry brah, i had quite a few drinks and was arguing with my mistress
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154308 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Why Is It So Hard To Drive Without Hitting a Pole?
Czechs jump out of the way





























but if you hit one, Czechs bounce
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65222 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:10 pm to
Drunk. Lots of drunk drivers.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73830 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:10 pm to
A for creativity
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80057 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:11 pm to
It's Festivus, people are drawn to poles tonight.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73830 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:13 pm to
Probably. It’s the same routine every time. Power goes out, minutes later you hear the sirens. Then come the entergy texts with the ever changing eta.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18070 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:13 pm to
Why is it so hard to drive in a straight line on the interstate and not crash?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73830 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:15 pm to
Well, you can crash on the interstate without leaving your lane. Taking out a power pole off of the side of the road takes a little more effort.
Posted by kayjay
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
442 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:15 pm to
Chargers are hard to control during burnouts.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11185 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:43 pm to
Easy to fix this problem. Stop women from driving.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58762 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Easy to fix this problem. Stop women from driving.
would be funny except it was probably a black guy or a high white dude
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1312 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:37 pm to
I guess for the same reason it’s so hard to dance without a pole
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79306 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:04 pm to
Fog is so bad that visibility is about 50 feet.
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1428 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 12:35 am to
It's not that hard to drive without hitting a pole.

It is easy to hit a pole if the driver is drunk, or methed up, or texting on their phone.

In the end, like most things, it comes down to simple human stupidity.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11019 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 1:12 am to
quote:

Get a generator
Why should he?

Because some shite head doesn't know how to drive?
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4151 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:38 am to
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram