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Portland replaces Christmas Tree with huge Butt Plug

Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50881 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:51 pm
Oregon Life


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PORTLAND, OR — Portland officials confirmed this week that the city has officially replaced its traditional Christmas tree with a large, smooth, abstract green object, describing the new holiday display as “bold,” “inclusive,” and “a meaningful departure from tree-based expectations.”
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73171 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:53 pm to
a Christmas tree wasn’t inclusive?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31284 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:55 pm to
This was in Paris years back


Edit nm that IS the Paris one. Story is satire hyuck
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87202 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:56 pm to
It’s satire today. Real life in 2 years.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8129 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:57 pm to
Oregon is full of knobgobblers
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136026 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

It’s satire today. Real life in 2 years.


Won't take 2 years in Portland
Posted by BabyDraco1499
Hellexandria
Member since Nov 2025
785 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:11 pm to
Christmas, isn't about Christmas... That tracks
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43009 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:14 pm to
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“It was the tree itself. Once you take Christmas out of the Christmas tree, you’re really just left with… a tree. And trees carry a lot of historical baggage.”


There’s no way this is real life.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16638 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:22 pm to
Sir Winston must be happy AF
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17540 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:42 pm to
Queen Me
Posted by johnny
Member since Sep 2003
235 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:48 pm to
Not sure if I'm supposed to say this but, these people are the "R" word... as ol' timmy says
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