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My Saints Poem.

Posted on 11/24/25 at 2:55 pm
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53328 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 2:55 pm
A winning Saints team is beyond my ken.

I predict we'll soon be two and ten.

*need help with additional lines*

Thanks.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
73826 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:08 pm to
But if a loss my Ken can’t take
I can always bake him a hearty fruitcake
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile, AL.
Member since May 2008
35392 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:20 pm to
The last time the Saints played near Miami Beach,
A world's championship was not as far out of reach.

Posted by PTLSU
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2012
1842 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:22 pm to
Here's an AI poem:

Ode to the Ailing Saints:

A rusted fleur-de-lis upon the shield,
A tarnished gold that does not gleam,
The hopes of Sunday, long concealed,
Are buried in a losing dream.
The autumn sun beats down with heat,
Upon the turf that promises a fight,
But shuffling feet and slow retreat,
Dim the once-resplendent black and white.
The Dome, a tomb of roaring sound,
Where ghosts of seasons past still play,
Now echoes with a silence profound,
As fortunes turn and fade away.
The flags that waved now hang so low,
The chants that thundered, now a sigh.
Another fumble, another blow,
Another broken "Who Dat" cry.
So let the bitter air consume,
The final whistle, and the shame.
A dark and melancholy gloom,
Now settles over the Saints' game.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53328 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:59 pm to
AI is a better poet than me!!

Wow !!

It would not be keen, if the Saints finished two and fifteen.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46014 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 7:29 pm to
The SuperDome stands
Quiet, waiting for a win
This Saints team sucks arse

A Saints Haiku
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22827 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 7:33 pm to
How much adderall do you take? Bc you start the dumbest fricking threads.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11715 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 7:37 pm to
A solemn fall
Not even an Autumn Brees
A franchise changing leaves
Decay is showing
But spring brings new youth
As long as Mickey doesn't screw the pooch
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53328 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

How much adderall do you take? Bc you start the dumbest fricking threads.


People like to come to this thread to write poems about the Saints and relax.

Don't harsh the mellow here, dude.

Shall I write you a poem to make you feel better?
This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 8:55 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72685 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

A winning Saints team is beyond my ken.

I predict we'll soon be two and ten.
What a failure is Gayle Benson

Loomis and Lauscha equals no Saints fun.
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
4148 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:21 pm to
This is my poem:

GFY
Posted by Bigdibber
Member since May 2023
380 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 2:27 pm to
This Saints team hurts my heart
Makes me want to squat and shart
Posted by USA Dan
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Jul 2015
996 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:17 pm to
Roses are red,
We suck again.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53328 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 9:28 am to
The Saints and this franchise is terrible

*I can't think of anything that rhymes with "terrible".*

The Saints "Gold" looks more like Orange

*I can't think of something that rhymes with "orange".*
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
73826 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 9:31 am to
Being torn, born(orange)

Being terrible (forgettable, regrettable etc)
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