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Startling a dog while it's clinched up and in the middle of taking a dump

Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:46 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7633 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:46 pm
Every time I've ever drove past a dog who was in the middle of taking a dump, I've laid down on the horn just because I always thought it was hilarious.

But this morning I did it and immediately felt bad afterwards. We all must mature and grow up one day. Have now seen the error in my ways.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41156 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:47 pm to
Georgia posters, collectively, are the worst on this website.
Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
1408 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:48 pm to
That is when a dog feels the most vulnerable. Shame on you.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7633 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Georgia posters, collectively, are the worst on this website.




Louisiana Tech is Harvard of Ruston.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33221 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:52 pm to
Do you like it when your husband barges in on you taking a dump?
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7633 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Do you like it when your husband barges in on you taking a dump?



Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20029 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

We all must mature and grow up one day
Generally takes 25 years for a male human's frontal lobe to fully develop
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13334 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

I've laid down on the horn just because I always thought it was hilarious.

That says alot about you. And none of it is good. At all.

You seemed like a giant piece of shite before this post... this just confirms it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90852 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

violent hip swivel is the worst poster on this website.


fixed
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33221 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Generally takes 25 years for a male human's frontal lobe to fully develop

From conception or let’s say…40 years old?

Asking for myself
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16596 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:02 pm to
Thanks for confirming I'm a good person. If I noticed a dog taking a shite, I intentionally go out of my way to ensure the dog does not notice me and will not notice me.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7633 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:03 pm to
It feels as if I'm being jumped by a bunch of Facebook dog ladies.

Which one of you frickers calls them fur babies???
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7633 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Thanks for confirming I'm a good person. If I noticed a dog taking a shite, I intentionally go out of my way to ensure the dog does not notice me and will not notice me.



Being more considerate of dogs than human beings doesn't make you a good person. It makes you a fruit cake.
Posted by cajunkid
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
230 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:04 pm to
You must have cats
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20029 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Being more considerate of dogs than human beings doesn't make you a good person.
Dogs generally deserve better treatment
quote:

It makes you a fruit cake.
Generally not the vocabulary of "mature" folks, if you're trying to adjust
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7633 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Dogs generally deserve better treatment


You need church.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33221 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:07 pm to
Your posts must come with an auto downvote.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20029 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

You need church.

In some aspects, I'm sure. But I've never purposefully startled a dog while shitting, so I got that goin' for me
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
16737 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Georgia posters, collectively, are the worst on this website.



Please don't judge us all by that guy, there's something off about that dude
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13334 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

It feels as if I'm being jumped by a bunch of Facebook dog ladies.

When you make a post... and pretty much everyone calls you a dumbass for what you said in the post... it's not everyone else that's the problem.
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