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Adopt an Illegal

Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:22 pm
Posted by delta_zulu
Middle TN
Member since Jul 2021
678 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:22 pm
Trump should propose a plan to allow illegals to avoid deportation if a progressive elects to adopt them. The illegals have to wear an ankle bracelet geofenced to the adopter’s home. Let’s see how many of these protesters step up.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11223 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:26 pm to
I've got better idea... Adopt a deportee. For just a low fee of $9.99 a month you too can be a part of the historic repossession of our country! All of your donation will go directly towards funding deportations and you will receive a photo of your shackled deportee once they reach their final destination!
Posted by cafeaulait19
Houston, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
769 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:43 pm to
As long as the adopter pays all past expenses his adoptee got from the government (public education, medical etc - $xx,xxx per year for number of years here illegally), plus covers all those expenses going forward.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4688 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:45 pm to
And is held equally accountable for any crimes committed by said illegal.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68957 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:48 pm to
I wonder if it would be frowned upon to identify a couple of well off illegals with American born kids that I could place into some sort of indentured status in exchange for marrying one of my kids off to one of theirs to lock in their resident status.

Seems likeba reasonable contract among consenting parties.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69493 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 2:58 pm to
unfortunately, many of them prob would and then get paid by govt to do so...just deport their arse
Posted by Chazreinhold
Utah
Member since Oct 2020
7218 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

All of your donation will go directly towards funding deportations and you will receive a photo of your shackled deportee once they reach their final destination!


Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
2403 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 3:15 pm to
I'd adopt an Illegal before a Liberal. 100%.
Posted by delta_zulu
Middle TN
Member since Jul 2021
678 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

unfortunately, many of them prob would and then get paid by govt to do so


Nope. That’s part of the deal. The adopter accepts all responsibility. Put their lives and their money where their mouths are.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
21214 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 5:52 pm to
Not saying ur idea is bad, but... frick the games. If their here illegally, they have to leave. The situation is too far gone for any type of negotiation.
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