- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Hey Jeep drivers
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:32 pm
Where do y'all get the ducks that litter your dashboards? Arby's? Claw machines? Amazon?
23
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:38 pm to RebRxV
Your wife’s snatch everytime I dive in, I have a ton
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:38 pm to RebRxV
Your mom’s vag?
ETA: I don’t do the ducks but when I got one on my jeep one evening I review the security system. Some guy was delivering pizzas next door and he had his kid with him. His kid put the duck in my door handle space. I don’t have a problem with that but I didn’t display the duck.
ETA: I don’t do the ducks but when I got one on my jeep one evening I review the security system. Some guy was delivering pizzas next door and he had his kid with him. His kid put the duck in my door handle space. I don’t have a problem with that but I didn’t display the duck.
This post was edited on 10/3/25 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:39 pm to RebRxV
quote:
Where do y'all get the ducks that litter your dashboards?
I drive a “duck less” Wrangler from time to time, that is one “ghey” gesture if I’ve ever seen one. I honestly don’t get the attraction…
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:40 pm to RebRxV
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:44 pm to RebRxV
We wouldn’t understand
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:50 pm to Mizzoufan26
I dont keep em when someone puts one on my jeep
I drop em off in the snatch of OPs mom
I drop em off in the snatch of OPs mom
Posted on 10/3/25 at 7:14 pm to RebRxV
I think lonely people leave them on each other's jeeps. And I'm not trying to be mean.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 7:15 pm to RebRxV
After your mom fellates me and I throw her out of the house she always leaves one on my dash while she waits for an Uber home.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 7:45 pm to 4Bagger
Its mostly the kids of dorks.
Which makes it ok
Which makes it ok
Posted on 10/3/25 at 8:17 pm to RebRxV
If a guy gets out of a jeep with a bunch of ducks and don’t have jorts on, I’m a little surprised. Jeep trucks with ducks are ever worse
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:06 pm to RebRxV
From my observation it seems like its girls/women and dudes trying to pull tail who do the duck thing.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:13 pm to RebRxV
we have 1 duck in ours and it is a Childs Play chucky duck - the rest can frick off.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:14 pm to OweO
Each duck represents how many times the driver has performed oral sex on a man. How to people not know that?
I thought this was common knowledge. And no, I do not own or drive a jeep and never have.
I thought this was common knowledge. And no, I do not own or drive a jeep and never have.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:16 pm to Rekrul
Duck jeeps.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:18 pm to RebRxV
Use to be a cool drive for a man.
Now it’s just tattoos females driving Jeep Wranglers.
Now it’s just tattoos females driving Jeep Wranglers.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:33 pm to Rekrul
Ducks on the dash are as cool as the low wave that motorcycle riders do.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 11:28 pm to RebRxV
Try Five Below. I don't keep any on my Wrangler but Five Below's always got some interesting ducks.
Posted on 10/3/25 at 11:34 pm to RebRxV
I have a 97 Wrangler Sahara and can say I've NEVER had a duck on my dash. Although my wife has tried and I put a stop to that quick. The duck crap is stupid
Page 1 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News