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Wife to husband: "I can't believe you had sex with a prostitute"
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:32 am
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:32 am
Husband: "What do you expect? We haven't had sex in months."
Wife: "Well you never told me you were willing to pay"
Wife: "Well you never told me you were willing to pay"
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Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:35 am to Frank Black
Yeah, marriages suck amirite
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:37 am to Frank Black
Everyone is paying for it in one way or another
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:38 am to Frank Black
quote:
Wife: "Well you never told me you were willing to pay"
He's been paying though
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:43 am to Odysseus32
quote:
Yeah, marriages suck amirite
It's not that serious, dork
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:44 am to Frank Black
I used to use this corny joke when donating blood.
They always asked if you ever paid for sex on the questionnaire. I would ask does dinner count.
Never even gotten a smile back..
They always asked if you ever paid for sex on the questionnaire. I would ask does dinner count.
Never even gotten a smile back..
This post was edited on 9/2/25 at 10:46 am
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:58 am to Frank Black
quote:
"Well you never told me you were willing to pay"
Who the frick do you think pays for this home you live in for free, that new Yukon every three years, you to get your hair did and that $500.00 of makeup botox a month.
Now get them freaking drawers off
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:06 am to The Torch
quote:
Now get them freaking drawers off
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:06 am to i am dan
They’ve likely heard that joke a million times
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:07 am to The Torch
quote:nowadays with all the women working, who is paying who?
Who the frick do you think pays for this home you live in for free, that new Yukon every three years, you to get your hair did and that $500.00 of makeup botox a month. Now get them freaking drawers off
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:10 am to i am dan
quote:
I used to use this corny joke when donating blood.
They always asked if you ever paid for sex on the questionnaire. I would ask does dinner count.
Never even gotten a smile back..
In my experience it has always been women doing the intake, and everyone knows women have no sense of humor.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:11 am to Weekend Warrior79
quote:just like men are stupid?
everyone knows women have no sense of humor.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:15 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
just like men are stupid?
I mean it is why we can find humor in everything
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:15 am to LNCHBOX
I think you mean it's not that funny.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:23 am to i am dan
quote:
They always asked if you ever paid for sex on the questionnaire. I would ask does dinner count.
That's because they have to deal with dumb people who think they are funny all day.
That's not a funny thing to say. It's cheap.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:25 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
nowadays with all the women working, who is paying who?
That thought crossed my mind. If you have to buy it you must be poor in bed?
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:27 am to Odysseus32
quote:
I think you mean it's not that funny.
It was funny, you're just a dork.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:33 am to Frank Black
After my divorce, I figured my per frick cost with my ex was waaaay higher than any prostitute.
This post was edited on 9/2/25 at 11:34 am
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:34 am to Frank Black
My wife wanted me to come home early from the poker game.
"I can't honey, I've got a stack quarters here as long as my dong!"
"So you've got 2 dollars, big deal!"
"I can't honey, I've got a stack quarters here as long as my dong!"
"So you've got 2 dollars, big deal!"
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:47 am to Frank Black
All men pay for it in one way or the other.
Sex with a wife ain’t been free
Sex with a wife ain’t been free
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