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What's your favorite "It's hotter than..." joke?

Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:05 pm
Posted by Chastains
Member since Nov 2024
113 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:05 pm
With how hot it is give me your best it's hotter than joke.

I'll go first: It's hotter than an obese group hug outside.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2644 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:07 pm to
Two rats frickin in a wool sock.
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6933 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:09 pm to
hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3363 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:10 pm to
LINK LINKIt’s hotter than a fox in a forest fire. -Ronnie Vanzant
This post was edited on 7/22/25 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:11 pm to
"It was so hot today...."

"HOW HOT WAS IT?"

"It was so hot... Gladys Knight's Pips melted"



One of approximately 2,783 Gladys Knight & The Pips jokes told by Johnny Carson
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3363 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:12 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/22/25 at 10:21 pm
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1044 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:12 pm to
hotter'n the devils dick
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13637 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:12 pm to
Its hotter than Shania Twain in the 90's
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42191 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:13 pm to
It's hotter than a pedo on an Epstein list
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94560 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:16 pm to
"hotter than a snake's arse in a wagon rut"
Posted by Sport Wood
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2006
785 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:17 pm to
Hotter than a freshly fricked fox in a forest fire.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132906 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:17 pm to
in espanol


Mas caliente quel dos raton cohiendo en un calcetin de lana sobre un radiator.

ETA: Dammit Silvera


Hotter than Memphis hubcaps in a Jackson Pawn Shop
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 7:33 am
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22750 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:20 pm to
…. Than a sweating whore in church
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18863 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:20 pm to
It's hotter than field day in Sri Ganganagar.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6480 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:21 pm to
Hotter than a priest in a whore House
This post was edited on 7/22/25 at 10:22 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132906 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:22 pm to
Hotter than a blowjob at a crawfish boil
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14871 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:23 pm to
...hotter than Satans anus?
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8510 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:25 pm to
Hotter than a VCR in a crackhouse.

Yes this dates me.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19257 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:25 pm to
Hotter’n wolf pussy.
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13452 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:26 pm to
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Hotter than a blowjob at a crawfish boil


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