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Don't marry her, bro

Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:38 am
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:38 am
PSA: for that single guy that's wanting to believe that this new girl actually wants him.

She doesn't want you bro. You're just a safe place until she siphons enough to step "up" to the next stone.

YW
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:41 am to
Sorry for your loss
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:43 am to
FAT SEXY: 126 partners IN, never married

I figured it all out in 5th grade.

Latest blood scan came in clear btw.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37508 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:47 am to
126 dudes in

Fify
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13647 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:48 am to
Jody got another one
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29903 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:50 am to
Some better advice for the single guys, spend less time bitching about women and more time making proper decisions and putting in the work to be a "stone" worth stopping on.

You could either be a guy that outkicks his coverage, or like the OP and be 126 in always forgetting to signal for a fair catch and being blown up a millisecond after the ball touches their hands.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:51 am to
Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 2:00 am
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:51 am to
LMAO.

I'll give you a ribbon for trying to make them believe.
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 1:54 am
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:52 am to
You definitely settled with an oatmeal skinned fatty
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18548 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:09 am to
I married her bro! I must be fricked now.


If I have one piece of advice to this board! Don’t frick your HR manger and marry her. 18 years later I don’t think I’ve won a single argument.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:10 am to
quote:

Jody got another one


I am Jody.

All is fair in love and war. Isn't that what they say?

Your girl is gone the minute that strapping boy slides into the DMs. She's been waiting on it.

The human species loves promiscuity deep down.

-Chad
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 2:26 am
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:17 am to
Stop watching porn btw, bros.

It holds you back.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:34 am to
quote:

Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.



What does a gay man and a bungee jumper have in common?

When the rubber breaks they’re both in deep shite.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:41 am to
quote:

I am Jody.


Imagine Zack Morris, but more handsome and with a 9" python

Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.

You're 75% of the way of imagining me.
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
4746 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:43 am to
But she’s so kind and caring, and I know people look down on sex work, but she brings in a pretty nice stack of cash on her work nights Plus she’s taught me things I never thought I’d know. If I can’t marry her I don’t think I can marry anyone.




















Besides, don’t you want a stepdad?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40392 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:56 am to
quote:

Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.



Sounds like a gay party trick.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1170 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:00 am to
Redstick: probably buys clothes without trying them on.

Definitely has a protruding belly and a weak chin.
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
25244 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:09 am to
quote:

All is fair in love and war. Isn't that what they say?


Lol what a fig
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
24475 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:47 am to
quote:


Imagine Zack Morris, but more handsome and with a 9" python

Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.

You're 75% of the way of imagining me


Damn. Is it cocaine that makes you feel this great about yourself?
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13519 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:57 am to
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This post was edited on 7/6/25 at 9:12 pm
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