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Don't marry her, bro
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:38 am
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:38 am
PSA: for that single guy that's wanting to believe that this new girl actually wants him.
She doesn't want you bro. You're just a safe place until she siphons enough to step "up" to the next stone.
YW
She doesn't want you bro. You're just a safe place until she siphons enough to step "up" to the next stone.
YW
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:43 am to HeadCall
FAT SEXY: 126 partners IN, never married
I figured it all out in 5th grade.
Latest blood scan came in clear btw.
I figured it all out in 5th grade.
Latest blood scan came in clear btw.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:50 am to FAT SEXY
Some better advice for the single guys, spend less time bitching about women and more time making proper decisions and putting in the work to be a "stone" worth stopping on.
You could either be a guy that outkicks his coverage, or like the OP and be 126 in always forgetting to signal for a fair catch and being blown up a millisecond after the ball touches their hands.
You could either be a guy that outkicks his coverage, or like the OP and be 126 in always forgetting to signal for a fair catch and being blown up a millisecond after the ball touches their hands.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:51 am to TigerBait2008
Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 2:00 am
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:51 am to Obtuse1
LMAO.
I'll give you a ribbon for trying to make them believe.
I'll give you a ribbon for trying to make them believe.
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 1:54 am
Posted on 7/5/25 at 1:52 am to Obtuse1
You definitely settled with an oatmeal skinned fatty
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:09 am to FAT SEXY
I married her bro! I must be fricked now.
If I have one piece of advice to this board! Don’t frick your HR manger and marry her. 18 years later I don’t think I’ve won a single argument.
If I have one piece of advice to this board! Don’t frick your HR manger and marry her. 18 years later I don’t think I’ve won a single argument.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:10 am to Iron Lion
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Jody got another one
I am Jody.
All is fair in love and war. Isn't that what they say?
Your girl is gone the minute that strapping boy slides into the DMs. She's been waiting on it.
The human species loves promiscuity deep down.
-Chad
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 2:26 am
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:17 am to FAT SEXY
Stop watching porn btw, bros.
It holds you back.
It holds you back.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:34 am to FAT SEXY
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Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.
What does a gay man and a bungee jumper have in common?
When the rubber breaks they’re both in deep shite.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:41 am to FAT SEXY
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I am Jody.
Imagine Zack Morris, but more handsome and with a 9" python
Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.
You're 75% of the way of imagining me.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:43 am to FAT SEXY
But she’s so kind and caring, and I know people look down on sex work, but she brings in a pretty nice stack of cash on her work nights
Plus she’s taught me things I never thought I’d know. If I can’t marry her I don’t think I can marry anyone.
Besides, don’t you want a stepdad?
Besides, don’t you want a stepdad?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 2:56 am to FAT SEXY
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Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.
Sounds like a gay party trick.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:00 am to redstick13
Redstick: probably buys clothes without trying them on.
Definitely has a protruding belly and a weak chin.
Definitely has a protruding belly and a weak chin.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:09 am to FAT SEXY
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All is fair in love and war. Isn't that what they say?
Lol what a fig
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:47 am to FAT SEXY
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Imagine Zack Morris, but more handsome and with a 9" python
Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.
You're 75% of the way of imagining me
Damn. Is it cocaine that makes you feel this great about yourself?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 3:57 am to FAT SEXY
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This post was edited on 7/6/25 at 9:12 pm
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