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Best Ways To Quickly Shorten Your Lifespan: Ranked 1-10
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:04 am
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:04 am
1. Do hard drugs
2. Do proximity wingsuit flying
3. Join a mercenary group
4. Aggressively ride a motorcycle
5. Rawdog everything that moves
6. Escalate every altercation, especially on the road
7. Visit Ukraine
8. Go on a Safari trip through Africa
9. Resist cops every time they tell you to step out of the vehicle
10. Marry a woman who only wants your money without prenup.
Suggestions that should have made the list?
2. Do proximity wingsuit flying
3. Join a mercenary group
4. Aggressively ride a motorcycle
5. Rawdog everything that moves
6. Escalate every altercation, especially on the road
7. Visit Ukraine
8. Go on a Safari trip through Africa
9. Resist cops every time they tell you to step out of the vehicle
10. Marry a woman who only wants your money without prenup.
Suggestions that should have made the list?
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 2:06 am
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Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:08 am to PoppedRiser
quote:
Suggestions that should have made the list?
Smoking.
Nothing better than paying a lot of money to die quicker in a pretty painful way.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:11 am to PoppedRiser
Completely agree this is what the modern incel thinks it true.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:12 am to PoppedRiser
11. Over consuming processed food and refined sugar
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:26 am to PoppedRiser
Live in these states.
As of the most recent data available, the ten U.S. states with the lowest life expectancy are:
1. Mississippi – 71.9 years
2. West Virginia – 72.8 years
3. Louisiana – 73.1 years
4. Alabama – 73.2 years
5. Kentucky – 73.5 years
6. Tennessee – 73.8 years
7. Arkansas – 73.8 years
8. Oklahoma – 74.1 years
9. New Mexico – 74.5 years
10. South Carolina – 74.8 years
As of the most recent data available, the ten U.S. states with the lowest life expectancy are:
1. Mississippi – 71.9 years
2. West Virginia – 72.8 years
3. Louisiana – 73.1 years
4. Alabama – 73.2 years
5. Kentucky – 73.5 years
6. Tennessee – 73.8 years
7. Arkansas – 73.8 years
8. Oklahoma – 74.1 years
9. New Mexico – 74.5 years
10. South Carolina – 74.8 years
Posted on 5/23/25 at 3:24 am to PoppedRiser
Speak truth to power
Posted on 5/23/25 at 3:58 am to PoppedRiser
Drink too much for too long
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:06 am to Beessnax
quote:
Drink too much for too long
Any legitimate list would have alcohol as the #1 determinant.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:10 am to Bullfrog
quote:Big 6? Also, this makes me think WVU probably is SEC.
1. Mississippi – 71.9 years
2. West Virginia – 72.8 years
3. Louisiana – 73.1 years
4. Alabama – 73.2 years
5. Kentucky – 73.5 years
6. Tennessee – 73.8 years
7. Arkansas – 73.8 years
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 5:11 am
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:17 am to PoppedRiser
I thought this was about how to avoid dying while driving on I-10
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:18 am to TigersHuskers
quote:This is a good sum up for smoking cigarettes
Nothing better than paying a lot of money to die quicker in a pretty painful way.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:28 am to PoppedRiser
quote:
5. Rawdog everything that moves
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:44 am to TigersHuskers
quote:
Nothing better than paying a lot of money to die quicker in a pretty painful way.
Are you talking about buying a motorcycle or a sports car?
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:50 am to PoppedRiser
quote:
Best Ways To Quickly Shorten Your Lifespan: Ranked 1-10
Alcohol
Drinking and Driving
Posted on 5/23/25 at 5:56 am to PoppedRiser
quote:
without prenup.
She can just divorce you in this case.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:00 am to PoppedRiser
quote:
Suggestions that should have made the list?
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Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:03 am to PoppedRiser
Tell your wife/girlfriend to calm down because she's being irrational.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:12 am to PoppedRiser
Replace Safari with drinking and/or smoking, and I'll agree
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:29 am to Bullfrog
quote:Mrs 45 and I
2. West Virginia – 72.8 years
3. Louisiana – 73.1 years
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:45 am to PoppedRiser
Join 99 of your friends in some sort of a quest involving a gorilla
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