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Who's more attractive: Billie Eilish or Sabrina Carpenter

Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:26 pm
Posted by boomjosh
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:26 pm
I'm saying Billie. A wall has more curves than Sabrina.

Billie



Sabrina

This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 5:31 pm
Posted by tigerbait3488
River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
11048 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:29 pm to
SC and its not particularly close imo
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
35569 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:30 pm to
Sabrina and it ain't even close.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7233 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:34 pm to
This shite is like asking if the Washington Generals can keep up with the Globetrotters.

Yes, Sabrina is probably slightly overrated, but the day she can't boatrace Billie Eilish is the day you know that AI has taken over.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82563 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:35 pm to
This shouldn't even be a question
Posted by Twincam
Member since Nov 2021
868 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:35 pm to
The second one is prettier but damn, those are some warlocks on the first one.
Posted by Barbados
Member since Nov 2024
1777 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:37 pm to
Sabrina is under 5ft tall though

She is bordering on midget
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2824 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:40 pm to
She would make your gherkin look bigger
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
6973 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:40 pm to
Billie might stink, Sabrina looks like she never stinks.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
13219 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Sabrina is under 5ft tall though She is bordering on midget

That’s my type, lol. Short and petite.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14362 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:43 pm to
Billie looks like she smells, always looks doped up, and has a full on hair diaper bush. Sabrina by a mile.
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
13114 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:47 pm to
Only redeeming physical qualities of Eilish are her eyes and those tits. Carpenter is no belle of the ball but she's at least cute. If pressed in an either or situation in regards to a one nighter, I'd take my shot with the tits.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49260 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

and has a full on hair diaper bush.


Pics?
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8732 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:50 pm to
That’s not even a question. But I’d love to slap those tits around.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6386 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:50 pm to
I don't find Billie attractive, and isn't there a whole weird relationship with the brother thing? Sorry I don't keep up with this stuff.

So I'm going with Carrie Underwood.

ETA: shite, didn't see the first swimsuit top picture. I recant the not attractive part. Still picking #2 though.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 9:59 pm
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
777 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:54 pm to
Must be hard to have huge tittes and life hand you millions
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
13219 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:55 pm to
I’ll take a younger Shania Twain. Who am I kidding I’ll take the current one, lol
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 5:56 pm
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
16971 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:56 pm to
The current answer is obviously B.

But if Eilish ever decided she wanted to dress and workout like Carpenter does she’d probably be hotter.
Posted by Yellow Truck
Member since May 2025
282 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:59 pm to
Who is more attractive?

Big Mike Obama or Melania Trump?

Yeah, your question makes about that much sense.



Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
749 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:01 pm to
Sabrina in the equivalent of a squash match in pro wrestling
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 6:03 pm
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