It’s not talked about enough how gay Texas A&M is

I work with a lot of Aggies.

Nice people but they are all figs deep down

Girls are smoking hot tho

The whole time I was sitting in that stadium I was thinking to myself “thank god I’m an LSU fan”.

Would absolutely suuuck to be born into having to pretend the stuff they do is cool.

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Girls are smoking hot

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And the guys are figs.

Great mix for the rest of us

They blow bubbles after scoring a run. I literally could not imagine seeing Jones hit a 450ft bomb and immediately stop cheering so I can fill the stands with bubbles…

I don't frick with them irl

Every time the Aggies visit Tiger Stadium, their yell leaders are always positioned so that I have a direct line of sight when I choose to look at them. They act so effeminate, they make Liberace look manly in comparison. In particular, they have a move or gesture in which they appear to be obtaining a sperm sample from an elephant or giraffe. Then there's the rousing move in which the "men" spin while hopping on one foot as they execute jazz hands.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen at a LSU game involved their football stadium's tradition of not allowing any fan from another team to go on the field. This was years ago when Hodson was our QB. Members of their Corp of Cadets lined the field on both sides, to "protect" the field at the end of the game. Mike entered the field from the endzone, left unprotected & dashed to the middle of the field, where he started dancing. Two cadets from one side ran out to chase him off Mike ran to the other side of the field & started dancing again. The 2 cadets in the middle of the field turned & ran back to their sideline. Mike sprinted back to the middle of the field, where 2 cadets from their sideline dashed out after him. Once again he retreated to the other sideline. Back & forth 2 more times. All the while LSU fans poured out of the stands & started running back & forth with Mike, at least 3 more times, back & forth. The GBFTL started playing our fight song .By that time, the Aggie fans were going nuts from their stands. On the last 2 times, 2 cadets pulled their swords & were running around swing them back & forth. Cops finally came out & broke it up. LSU fans were laffing hard & chanting LSU LSU LSU.

You know what Fish Camp is a euphemism for???

lol. Challenge excepted.

No worries.