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Happy 33rd birthday to the Face of Baseball, Captain America, Aaron “THE JUDGE” Judge!!!
Posted on 4/26/25 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 4/26/25 at 2:48 pm
On this day a child was born: a child that would go on to become the greatest baseball player of a generation. On Sunday, the 26th of April, Year of our Lord 1992, Aaron James Judge was brought into this world! In 33 years, THE JUDGE has accomplished more than most people do in a lifetime.
2× American League MVP: 2022 and 2024, both awarded unanimously—a rare feat in Yankees history, matched only by Mickey Mantle in 1956. Robbed of it in 2023 by the right field wall in Dodger Stadium, an year in which he would’ve hit 70 dongs.
AL Rookie of the Year: 2017, following a record-breaking 52 home runs as a rookie.
6× MLB All-Star: 2017, 2018, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024.
4× Silver Slugger Award: 2017, 2021, 2022, 2024.
2× Hank Aaron Award: 2022 and 2024, recognizing the league’s best offensive performer.
Roberto Clemente Award: 2023, honoring his excellence on and off the field.
All-Time MLB Single Season Home Run Record*: Set in 2022 with 62 home runs, surpassing Roger Maris’s 61-year-old record.
3× AL Home Run Leader: 2017, 2022, 2024.
2× AL RBI Leader: 2022, 2024.
Home Run Derby Champion: 2017, becoming the first rookie to win the event.
Fielding Bible Award: 2021, recognizing his defensive excellence in right field.
16th Captain of the most storied franchise in the history of sport, the New York Yankees.
2025 Captain of Team USA.
American League Champion.
Future multiple time World Series Champion.
ALL RISE for the best player in baseball, The Punisher, THE JUDGE.

2× American League MVP: 2022 and 2024, both awarded unanimously—a rare feat in Yankees history, matched only by Mickey Mantle in 1956. Robbed of it in 2023 by the right field wall in Dodger Stadium, an year in which he would’ve hit 70 dongs.
AL Rookie of the Year: 2017, following a record-breaking 52 home runs as a rookie.
6× MLB All-Star: 2017, 2018, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024.
4× Silver Slugger Award: 2017, 2021, 2022, 2024.
2× Hank Aaron Award: 2022 and 2024, recognizing the league’s best offensive performer.
Roberto Clemente Award: 2023, honoring his excellence on and off the field.
All-Time MLB Single Season Home Run Record*: Set in 2022 with 62 home runs, surpassing Roger Maris’s 61-year-old record.
3× AL Home Run Leader: 2017, 2022, 2024.
2× AL RBI Leader: 2022, 2024.
Home Run Derby Champion: 2017, becoming the first rookie to win the event.
Fielding Bible Award: 2021, recognizing his defensive excellence in right field.
16th Captain of the most storied franchise in the history of sport, the New York Yankees.
2025 Captain of Team USA.
American League Champion.
Future multiple time World Series Champion.
ALL RISE for the best player in baseball, The Punisher, THE JUDGE.

Posted on 4/26/25 at 2:49 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I bet you have an Aaron Judge sex doll
Posted on 4/26/25 at 2:55 pm to saintsfan92612
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I bet you have an Aaron Judge sex doll
He most definitely does and it's got a big DONG
Posted on 4/26/25 at 2:56 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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Aaron “THE JUDGE” Judge
Oh that's clever... his nickname is his last name but with "THE" in front of it.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 2:58 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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Future multiple time World Series Champion.
lol
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:04 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Happy Birthday to the Judge
What all milestones did he eclipse for whatever age he is?
What all milestones did he eclipse for whatever age he is?
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:09 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Is his daddy Altuve getting him anything nice for his bday?
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:10 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Just give him head and get it over with.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:19 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
You beat me to it. Lost in all of this hype for a fifth round pick, we forget about the more important things. Aaron Judge’s game is aging like fine wine; it gets better with age. Greatest in this generation and could be one of the GOAT before long. I was hoping for a birthday dong, but I’ll settle for a multi-dong day tomorrow. A true leader, a champion (he got two stolen), and such a talent that umps have to cheat him. The Punisher is on a mission. Pay your respects to Captain America, our symbol of Freedom, Aaron James Judge!
This post was edited on 4/26/25 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:25 pm to littleavery1948
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but I’ll settle for a multi-dong day tomorrow.
I bet you will
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:35 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Future multiple time WS champion??? Ha. Not with his post season performances.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 3:35 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
17th Judge thread for his birthday. I’m sure he’s thrilled
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:56 pm to dukke v
Was robbed in 2017 and 2018, and 2023 will remain the biggest question mark in the history of sports.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:14 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Coward had the game cancelled because he didn't want to work on his birthday.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:11 am to JerryTheKingBawler
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ALL RISE for the best player in baseball, The Punisher, THE JUDGE.
He's not even the best judge on the website...
Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:40 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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