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a thread of headline poetry: Roses are Red, Gumps have few teeth

Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:07 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133253 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:07 pm




You'll catch on.






Post your own

Just search "Roses are red+headline"

There are some really good ones

This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 6:12 pm
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1579 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20444 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:13 pm to
Roses are red
One thing is true
If you steal someone’s trailer
fr33manator will come for you
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71464 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:13 pm to
Just because I'm proud of it, here's my Vince McMahon poem again:

She got roses of red,
and new tits to flaunt,
I've got a billion dollars,
I'll shite where I want
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20444 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:15 pm to
Wait I messed up the instructions:

Roses are red
It’s a sin if you lie

Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20444 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:19 pm to
Roses are red
The media’s laughable

Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20444 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:24 pm to
Roses are red
No way he is alive, yet he

This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 6:25 pm
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
677 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:25 pm to
It’s sad how desperate you are for attention
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28061 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

It’s sad how desperate you are for attention


You new here? This is a staple of all of TD
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133253 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

It’s sad how desperate you are for attention





Roses are red,
Your girlfriend is bruised,
It's just a meme thread, baw,
I think you're confused





How is posting silly roses are red memes a cry for attention?

Pretty sure I did this same sort of thread a couple years back on V-Day and it was a hoot


roses are red,
Snoop Dawg smokes pot
USAID funded studies show


This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 6:38 pm
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90353 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 6:35 pm to
Charles Manson has hit the skids.
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