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What's your grocery line policy? And what's your opinion of (C) people?

Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11772 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm
You are in a grocery store with your SO. There are 2 long checkout lines of exactly the same distance. Do you:

A) randomly get in either line

B) quickly size up the carts in both lines to figure out which line will go faster

C) you get in one line, while your SO gets in the other; whenever you determine the faster line, both of you join in that line
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41926 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm to
I'm a B
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75764 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm to
B
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15150 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:27 pm to
B but my decision matrix is a lot more complicated than just looking at cart capacity. Gotta look for a check book, coupons, EBT or other indicators that it’s going to be a shite show.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
17540 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:27 pm to
Which ever line has the fewest obvious EBT basket loads
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5083 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:28 pm to
D. Look at the cashiers working. Bitch sitting on a stool and I hit the other one.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11539 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

And what's your opinion of (C) people?


counts? I don’t like counts
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17740 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:29 pm to
D) pull the fire alarm

Bonus: I'll crop dust the frick out of any fat lady arguing or breaking out the paper coupons
quote:

Which ever line has the fewest obvious EBT basket loads
always with the crab legs. If you see those, go the other direction
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130596 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

I'm a B
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
21189 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:30 pm to
B
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66119 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:30 pm to
I profile the shoppers as much as their carts.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164634 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm to
Be right back. Having an intern text an employee to ask what he/she/they would do.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2931 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm to
B, C is bullshite, your cart holds the place in line, not a person.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41926 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm to
Also this. Fat women with food stamps, yakking in the cell phone, with kids running around throwing more shite into the cart, old women writing checks.
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 7:32 pm
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:33 pm to
If cashier is on the phone, even if zero customers, I skip that lane.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1328 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:34 pm to
Or old men with that little change purse thingy
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41926 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:35 pm to
Those guys are still faster than WiC customers
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14840 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:35 pm to
B

If I have a lot and the person behind me only has a few items I let them go ahead of me.
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 7:37 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15539 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:36 pm to
(D) you stay at home and let your SO do the shopping.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17445 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:39 pm to
What ever choice I make it will always be the wrong one.


There could be 4 carts deep and I get behind the old lady writing a check
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