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An Ode to Lame Kiffin
Posted on 10/13/24 at 3:50 am
Posted on 10/13/24 at 3:50 am
Lame Kiffin, Lame Kiffin,
Your frosted tips stiffen,
As you wear a frown in Death Valley,
Oh Joey Freshwater,
Bane of Ol' Miss daughters,
Yet you and your Dart could not rally,
Your "injury" faking,
Did not stop you breaking,
And quaking in front of your foes,
Once more you were beaten,
Now crow you are eatin',
For the Tigers in Death Valley rose,
Once more you felt the pain,
Hang your visor now, Lane
Your frosted tips stiffen,
As you wear a frown in Death Valley,
Oh Joey Freshwater,
Bane of Ol' Miss daughters,
Yet you and your Dart could not rally,
Your "injury" faking,
Did not stop you breaking,
And quaking in front of your foes,
Once more you were beaten,
Now crow you are eatin',
For the Tigers in Death Valley rose,
Once more you felt the pain,
Hang your visor now, Lane
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Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:30 am to fr33manator
Can you do something in a haiku?
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:34 am to Rebel
Lane Kiffin and Dart
In Death Valley they crumbled
Where playoff dreams die
In Death Valley they crumbled
Where playoff dreams die
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:41 am to Rebel
Joey Freshwater
Your dreams died in Death Valley
Maybe Gainesville now
Lane, can you hear me?
Your despair brings me to life
Patagonia
Your dreams died in Death Valley
Maybe Gainesville now
Lane, can you hear me?
Your despair brings me to life
Patagonia
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:42 am to fr33manator
“Your frosted tips stiffen” is sending me! 
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:51 am to Anastasia Beaverhousen
I bet Tinder dates
With coeds, beats getting fricked
Raw in Baton Rouge
With coeds, beats getting fricked
Raw in Baton Rouge
This post was edited on 10/13/24 at 4:52 am
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:48 am to fr33manator
He’s such a bitch. That injury shite is the most blatant thing ever
Posted on 10/13/24 at 6:31 am to Pelican fan99
quote:
Pelican fan99
No cap
Posted on 10/13/24 at 6:33 am to fr33manator
Can this maybe end the 'fire Kelly we need Kiffin' crap? Kiffin is a bum.
Posted on 10/13/24 at 6:43 am to fr33manator
and they are still runts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 7:28 am to Pelican fan99
quote:
He’s such a bitch. That injury shite is the most blatant thing ever
Even the commentators were calling him out on it
Posted on 10/13/24 at 8:00 am to Anastasia Beaverhousen
there once was a head coach named Lane,
Who faked injuries to slow the game,
Players pulling their stunts,
As they grabbed at their çúnts,
But Alas Kiffin, twas all in vain!
Who faked injuries to slow the game,
Players pulling their stunts,
As they grabbed at their çúnts,
But Alas Kiffin, twas all in vain!
Posted on 10/13/24 at 11:48 am to fr33manator
Yes all last night I hollered, as I punished my body,
But I rise now this morning,
GO TO HELL HOTTY TODDY!!!
But I rise now this morning,
GO TO HELL HOTTY TODDY!!!
Posted on 10/13/24 at 1:42 pm to coolpapaboze
quote:
Can this maybe end the 'fire Kelly we need Kiffin' crap? Kiffin is a bum.
Joey Freshwater can never become Joey Swampwater
Posted on 10/13/24 at 2:24 pm to fr33manator
Sounds like someone has a crush.
Posted on 10/13/24 at 2:37 pm to Broken Arrow
quote:
Sounds like someone has a crush.
The Tiger D certainly crushed Jaxson Dart
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