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What is going on with recruiting?!?!

Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:12 pm
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:12 pm
ESPN, the benchmark touchstone, says we have the #11 recruiting class. That sucks. What the hell is going on?!?!

We only have 12 commits? We are over halfway to a new season, but we don't have even half of the commits we need. Alabama has 17 commits, and they have a BRAND NEW coach! Notre Dame has 21 commits. No wonder they were so happy to get rid of Kelly. Hell, Rutgers has 27 commits, and they're not even in the SEC. How can Rutgers, in frigid Vermont, have more than double the commits of LSU? They don't have to recruit anymore; they can focus solely on coaching their players. It'd be nice if LSU could do that! Get off your arse, Kelly, so Rutgers can stop kicking it!!!

It looks like Kelly is chasing a running QB from Michigan. Haven't we had enough of running QBs? When will Kelly learn that out-of-state commits NEVER stick.

I heard Texas walked in and stole James Simon out of Shreveport. Do we not need RBs? We're losing players from Shreveport? What happened to the wall, Kelly?

I also heard that we had the #1 WR, but he left LSU for Texas. A damn drunk is out-recruiting Kelly. Brandon Harris could not beat anyone . . . except, apparently, LSU in recruiting.

We just got an offensive lineman from Arkansas. If he's an offensive lineman and he's any good, Pittman would have taken him. We're taking Arkansas rejects. How many good players have we EVER gotten from Arkansas anyway?

And ONCE AGAIN, we don't have a single DEFENSIVE LINEMAN!!! At what point does Kelly fire Brad Davis for not recruiting! Football is won in the trenches, but it looks like the trenches is where Kelly wants to drive the Ferrari that Orgeron left him.

It's almost July!!! It's almost July!!!

LSU recruits itself. All Kelly has to do is pull his head out of his arse, spend some of the millions that LSU wasted on him, and sign some Louisiana players who want to play for LSU. If you don't want to be a Tiger, you're Tiger bait.
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
5871 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:14 pm to
God I hope Jody rails your wife tonight. Quit bitchin
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
73705 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:14 pm to
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ESPN, the benchmark touchstone


Wait, what?
Posted by bogie19
Member since Jul 2022
40 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:15 pm to
Can't tell if you're an incredible troll or an idiot. You've made this really difficult.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12007 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:15 pm to
4* OL Carius Curne LSU COMMIT, signed today.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35338 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:15 pm to
I don't think he's being serious.
Posted by Tigerfan77777
J-Town
Member since Nov 2022
21 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:15 pm to
Post less
Posted by OliverTwist225
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2021
544 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:15 pm to
Wow. Melt of the year right here. You're really bitching about having the #1 QB, RB and Olineman in Arkansas for next year? Never mind DK Moore may still commit to LSU. If not there are plenty of other options.
This post was edited on 6/20/24 at 2:28 pm
Posted by BentonTiger7
Benton, LA
Member since Sep 2011
2385 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:15 pm to
Bad troll attempt.
Posted by ATLSUfan
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2015
1308 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:16 pm to
Rutgers is in New Jersey ….
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

4* OL Carius Curne LSU COMMIT, signed today.
I know. I talked about him in my post:
quote:

We just got an offensive lineman from Arkansas. If he's an offensive lineman and he's any good, Pittman would have taken him. We're taking Arkansas rejects. How many good players have we EVER gotten from Arkansas anyway?
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
5871 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I don't think he's being serious



I had to go back and read. Definitely a troll, a bad one, and I stand by my previous statement
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:18 pm to
quote:


Rutgers is in New Jersey ….
Well yeah, it is now.
Posted by metryboy
Member since Oct 2008
698 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:18 pm to
I'm hoping it is sarcasm. Kind of reads like sarcasm or he is making fun of melters. If serious then WOW.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
284954 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:18 pm to
You are bored, huh
Posted by Tigershine
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2015
1747 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:21 pm to
There's no way this is NOT sarcasm. It's just a shame you're so bad at it.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

You are bored, huh
Yeah. I was supposed to start trial tomorrow, but we settled.

Litigationus interruptus.
Posted by GMoney2600
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
14557 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:22 pm to
You're a clown
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

There's no way this is NOT sarcasm. It's just a shame you're so bad at it.
We'll be getting these posts.

We'll be getting them soon.

And they will be much, much worse.

You've been warned.

You've been warned.

Melting is coming.
Posted by Lightbringer1
The Land that Time Forgot
Member since Feb 2024
454 posts
Posted on 6/20/24 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

ESPN, the benchmark touchstone, says we have the #11 recruiting class


If you are going to troll, you need to make it more subtle. You can’t give away the game in your very first sentence.
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