What is going on with recruiting?!?!

ESPN, the benchmark touchstone, says we have the #11 recruiting class. That sucks. What the hell is going on?!?!

We only have 12 commits? We are over halfway to a new season, but we don't have even half of the commits we need. Alabama has 17 commits, and they have a BRAND NEW coach! Notre Dame has 21 commits. No wonder they were so happy to get rid of Kelly. Hell, Rutgers has 27 commits, and they're not even in the SEC. How can Rutgers, in frigid Vermont, have more than double the commits of LSU? They don't have to recruit anymore; they can focus solely on coaching their players. It'd be nice if LSU could do that! Get off your arse, Kelly, so Rutgers can stop kicking it!!!

It looks like Kelly is chasing a running QB from Michigan. Haven't we had enough of running QBs? When will Kelly learn that out-of-state commits NEVER stick.

I heard Texas walked in and stole James Simon out of Shreveport. Do we not need RBs? We're losing players from Shreveport? What happened to the wall, Kelly?

I also heard that we had the #1 WR, but he left LSU for Texas. A damn drunk is out-recruiting Kelly. Brandon Harris could not beat anyone . . . except, apparently, LSU in recruiting.

We just got an offensive lineman from Arkansas. If he's an offensive lineman and he's any good, Pittman would have taken him. We're taking Arkansas rejects. How many good players have we EVER gotten from Arkansas anyway?

And ONCE AGAIN, we don't have a single DEFENSIVE LINEMAN!!! At what point does Kelly fire Brad Davis for not recruiting! Football is won in the trenches, but it looks like the trenches is where Kelly wants to drive the Ferrari that Orgeron left him.

It's almost July!!! It's almost July!!!

LSU recruits itself. All Kelly has to do is pull his head out of his arse, spend some of the millions that LSU wasted on him, and sign some Louisiana players who want to play for LSU. If you don't want to be a Tiger, you're Tiger bait.