Belichick was 48 years old when his girlfriend was born!

I always knew Belichick was weird, but apparently, he's also very creepy. What can a 24-year-old young lady possibly find appealing in a grumpy, boring, ugly, 72-year-old man with no personality? He's old enough to be her grandpa!

I know she is considered an adult, but if she were my daughter, we would have a serious, "come to Jesus meeting." I would make it clear that he was not welcomed at my home for any reason. Period. This so-called relationship is so grotesque on so many levels.

I can hear the conversation now, "Hey babe, can you remember to grab me a package of Depends when you go to Walmart and swing by Walgreens to pick up my extra, extra, extra strength Viagra for me?"

We all know that she's just dating him because he's rich and famous, but there isn't enough money in this world that I would spend the prime years of my life with someone that falls asleep during sex, you have to remind to take their dentures out to soak every night and you have to get up in the middle of the night to change the sheets because Depends couldn't hold anymore liquid!

I don't call that dating. I call that being a caregiver!