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re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:34 am to
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
869 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:34 am to
Sorry aboot that, ay bud?
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
4226 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:47 am to
I once drove to Arkansas for some epic titties but I have nothing on OP
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
7250 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:48 am to
Ive been to Canada 5 times in my life each time for a week or two.

I never saw a black person, not even 1.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19680 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:51 am to
Dear Penthouse...
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
17216 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:55 am to
Are there rules for this?
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
16244 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:09 am to
Very drunk and very late at night in college after a night out at the bar. No one is awake, but I see one girl is awake. I had had head from this girl a few times, but she’s bigger and not my style, but she gives some damn good head. I really wanted head and was begging her to come and she said no, she’s not doing hook ups anymore lol. Well me being very drunk and in the mood, I’m determined to get my dick wet. I had a leftover pizza in the fridge, and since she was bigger, I told her if she comes and gives me head, I’ll give her my pizza. She said she’d be over in just a minute after that.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
32529 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:12 am to
quote:

but I see one girl is awake



Sorry but where was this girl awake and the other ppl asleep?


It sounds like all but one are asleep somewhere.

At a party? The dorm?

Was it just you and her moseying around the floor of sleeping ppl?
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
16244 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Sorry but where was this girl awake and the other ppl asleep?


Yes that’s an important detail lol. I’m younger so it was based off of who was snap chatting me back, and seeing who was awake on snap maps lol. I was in my apartment by myself.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
127363 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:33 am to
How did she Piss the bed from a dry handy?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7566 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Ive been to Canada 5 times in my life each time for a week or two. I never saw a black person, not even 1.


They’re all in Toronto. The projects are full of Haitians and Jamaicans .
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51979 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:42 am to
yeah you totally didn't steal this from an episode of Seinfeld.

Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
11545 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:11 pm to
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Are there rules for this?



Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
14215 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:20 pm to
She was a slump buster.
Probably an OT 3.

I was ashamed to look at myself in the mirror the next day.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
35497 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:21 pm to
i once banged a hot blonde coworker in 2018, then she got fired 3 weeks later and said it was because of the anxiety and stress of working with me. I was let go a few weeks afterward. We continued to hook up a few more times after. I wanted poon so bad I kept banging the chick that got me fired. All I got, still nothing on the OP
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
73687 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:08 pm to
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She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over


Should have gone to the parole board and said she was looking forward to rejoining her peeps in the hood.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
4284 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:12 pm to

This is like Usain Bolt starting thread asking people what's the fastest they have ever ran.

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4719 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

No. This was Canada.

I thought "canadians" were black

Eta: RIP in peace bro you're about to get manslaughtered
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 1:19 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
16754 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:23 pm to
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I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period.


Whatever you were drinking that night…. I’d bet you never drank it again
Posted by jodyHighroller
TD Premium Member
Member since Apr 2016
645 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:26 pm to
Met a 4 in rehab. We both got released the same day. Ubered her to my brothers house and smashed. Took her shopping at Walmart after.

Life's funny. One minute you're banging sorority girls across SEC country. The next you're trolling for leftovers in a mental health center.

Don't do drugs kids.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 1:30 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16571 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Once drove from Montgomery to Troy for a BJ from a hard 6, then left immediately.


Was her name A____?
Was she a brunette?

I used to drive to Troy from Auburn for her favors. Felt guilty everytime because I was not attracted to her at all. I did take her to sonic a few times for food after.

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