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Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:23 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:23 am
Morning all
JOTD
Penguins
A policeman sees a car drive by, with three penguins in the back seat. He pulls the car over, and tells the driver he needs to take the penguins to the zoo, because it's illegal to own penguins in that state. The driver agrees and off they go.
A few days later the same car drives by with the penguins in the back seat. When he pulls the car over, the cop sees the driver and penguins are all wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" "I did", the driver responds, "and they liked it so much, today we're going to the beach!"
JOTD
Penguins
A policeman sees a car drive by, with three penguins in the back seat. He pulls the car over, and tells the driver he needs to take the penguins to the zoo, because it's illegal to own penguins in that state. The driver agrees and off they go.
A few days later the same car drives by with the penguins in the back seat. When he pulls the car over, the cop sees the driver and penguins are all wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" "I did", the driver responds, "and they liked it so much, today we're going to the beach!"
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 4:25 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:43 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin dys and company.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:05 am to dyslexiateechur
Public holiday over here tomorrow and apparently the Germans are hard-core with Ascension day. I expect Friday will be an extension of tomorrow for most.
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Today, men still take to the fields (and now parks, beaches and forests as well). But rather than pray for a bountiful harvest, they get to the drinking right away. And they do so with great passion and creativity. It is traditional for groups of men to carry their beverages of choice through nature in handcarts, which are often decorated elaborately for the occasion and outfitted with a stereo or portable speaker. Passersby might even spot the occasional fully furnished bars on wheels, complete with a tap system and barbecue grill!
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:22 am to Bama and Beer
Wide awake. Ready to roll.
Now I have to take two 1mg Xanax to cope with the MRI tube. I’ll be wiped out all day.
They already have me a follow-up Friday morning. And Physical Therapy scheduled Monday Wed Fri.
This shite has to stop.
Now I have to take two 1mg Xanax to cope with the MRI tube. I’ll be wiped out all day.
They already have me a follow-up Friday morning. And Physical Therapy scheduled Monday Wed Fri.
This shite has to stop.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:34 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:36 am to Bigfishchoupique
Ugh MRI’s are the worst. The MRI biopsy was pretty bad too. I was lucky enough to have a dedicated nurse hold my hand throughout the procedure or I wouldn’t have made it.
Try wearing an eye mask and ask for music too. It helps.
Try wearing an eye mask and ask for music too. It helps.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:38 am to Bigfishchoupique
Sorry to hear, brother. What brought on the MRI? Are you feeling poorly?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:46 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning baws. Let’s have ourselves fricking a Wednesday. If you ain’t up already you suspect
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:49 am to Hangit
quote:.
Sorry to hear, brother. What brought on the MRI? Are you feeling poorly
Good Morning Hangit. Remember when I took that tumble off of my steps a while back? I toughed it out hoping the pain would go away but it didn’t.
When my neurologist saw me last month to shoot my back up he checked it and sent me to the ortho guy. I’m afraid I’m in the system now.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:52 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
What’s up chicken butt?
Time to get up and atom and nukem til they glow.
Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes but aim low boys. They’re riding Shetland ponies.
What’s up chicken butt?
Time to get up and atom and nukem til they glow.
Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes but aim low boys. They’re riding Shetland ponies.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:55 am to dyslexiateechur
quote:
Try wearing an eye mask and ask for music too. It helps.
Yes one time they played “The Wall” by Pink Floyd. “ Hey You “ rocks when you are in that tube and they crank it up. The operator had to switch it to Bob Marley cause I was moving too much listening to Pink Floyd.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 6:15 am
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