re: How good is The Other Guys?

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may be the funniest line I have ever heard in a movie.

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i would say that if i had 100 funniest lines in a movie ever, Other Guys would have a quarter of them.

-No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
- Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
- Got a couple of tips... help you guys stay out of jail. One: try your hardest to not be Black or Hispanic.
- I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshite on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshite!
- gave my love to Erin/She promised to be true/I went to war to come back/And find five British soldiers/Had their way with her/It was consensual
-Gator needs his gat you punk arse bitch.
-Look, I'm really sorry about that. I just... I saw how aggressive you were being, and I thought 'Wow, I gotta go even bigger than that since we're doing 'Bad cop, bad cop'.
- Listen guys, I've got two jobs. I work here, and I have another job at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I'm doing it to put a kid through NYU, so he can explore his bisexuality and become a DJ.
-This paperwork is like Bob's wife here. It's thick, ugly, and has Danson's fingerprints all over it. No offense, Bob.
-t's a rape whistle. You blow that if you're in any trouble, and someone with an actual gun will come and help you out.
-I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly, then going back to the beginning, and then periodically returning to the end, maybe giving different characters' perspectives throughout. Just to give it a bit of dynamism, otherwise it's just sort of a linear story