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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?

Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by Damone
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:35 pm to
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:37 pm to
Ha that’s a good one
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."


Along those lines..

I saw a wino eating grapes. I was like, hey man, you gotta wait a while
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:39 pm to
As beloved as Mitch was/is, I still think he was pretty underrated. Most of his comedy was so fricking simple yet so hilarious. I always found that most of his jokes were things I could've thought of at one point or another, but I never did. I guess I like him because his humor was relatable for me.

Two of my favorites (the "I don't have a gf" and "Dufresne, party of 2" ones) have been mentioned already.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."



For some reason I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield. I've even told that doing a Rodney Dangerfield impression. I'm kind of mad at myself now for not knowing that/hearing hedberg tell it.

Already mentioned but I do love...

"I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said, “Forget everything you know about slipcovers!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn’t know what the hell they were."
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