re: Any of you fellas on the dating sites

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"I'd fight 3 mountain lions in a McDonalds bathroom for you."

Lol that's a good ice breaker to make yourself stand out. My fave was "I'd walk bare foot through 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart over a walkie talkie."

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I typically sing "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" to them, resulting in carnal knowledge, of a lady this time, on the premises. Win the bet, get the girl.