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Drunk Model Arrested for DUI (Maybe NSFW)
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:54 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:54 am
She was runner up for Miss New Jersey and apparently does some pro modeling here and there. (Also an Instagram thot, of course).
Cops get a call for a car in a parking lot playing loud music. They roll up and she is totally shitfaced just chilling in her car by herself. Entertainment ensues.
Female Cop: You've got a hole in your pocket
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Model: I'm an alcoholic, all I do is drink. But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Model: You're the one who's married, not me.
Cop: Well that's a surprise.
Model: I do what I do cause I handle my handle.
Youtube
EDIT: Pics so I don't get banned:
Cops get a call for a car in a parking lot playing loud music. They roll up and she is totally shitfaced just chilling in her car by herself. Entertainment ensues.
Female Cop: You've got a hole in your pocket
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Model: I'm an alcoholic, all I do is drink. But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Model: You're the one who's married, not me.
Cop: Well that's a surprise.
Model: I do what I do cause I handle my handle.
Youtube
EDIT: Pics so I don't get banned:
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:02 am
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:54 am to AUstar
dude, post pics
you should be banned
you should be banned
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 10:56 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:55 am to AUstar
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:55 am to AUstar
Member since 2012, you know better sir
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:56 am to AUstar
I edited my OP for pics.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:03 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:57 am to AUstar
There is nothing that will straiten you up like getting your arse thrown face first in the concrete. Deservingly so.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:07 am to AUstar
quote:
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Any girl that responds with this surely makes all of them available.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:09 am to AUstar
quote:
(Also an Instagram thot, of course).
I'm betting that with the money she will be spending soon, she will soon have on Onlyfans also.
Keep us posted.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:13 am to AUstar
Sounds like a girl from Jersey
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:14 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:33 am to AUstar
Polish chick, seems trashy as hell from that instagram
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:06 pm to AUstar
What the frick is up with all these threads like this one that have no pics? Do none of you mother fricking fricks not know the rules here?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:06 pm to AUstar
quote:
But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Is this some lesbian thing?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:12 pm to AUstar
The photo shops should be illegal
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:13 pm to AUstar
quote:
I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you
Is this a legit saying, or just drunk talk?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:26 pm to AUstar
quote:
I do what I do cause I handle my handle
I was told if I handle my handle I’ll go blind.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:13 pm to AUstar
If that was some baw it would be funny. Seeing a pretty girl in that condition makes me sad.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:27 pm to AUstar
dude looks like a lady in the video
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:29 pm to AUstar
Don’t care how pound-worthy she may look, she needs punishment.
No damned reason for this shite.
No damned reason for this shite.
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 6:52 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:37 pm to AUstar
Weird face… eyes are wayyyy too far apart. She’d make a nice slump buster though.
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