re: Baldwin charged again

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Why do we hate this guy? Is he a nasty liberal or something?

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I don't hate the guy. He's extremely talented: Glengarry Glen Ross, Canteen Boy...

That said, I think he hates me. Any time someone perpetrates a conspicuous act of gun violence, he blames me for something I have in my closet that I take out maybe twice a year to punch holes in paper. He knows he can't legally take it away from me, so he advocates for laws that will just sort of make it look stupid and humiliating. Google "California legal AK" and you'll see what I mean.

It doesn't matter that the people who perpetrate these acts are nothing like me:

The closet homosexual Muslim who shot up a gay nightclub out of self-loathing

The crazy young lesbian abusing testosterone who shot people at a Christian school

The longtime government accountant who (gosh, damnedest thing!) just went haywire one day on a Country music festival, "For No Reason At All"

The half-Asian child of Hollywood elites who shot frat boys with a Sig from the safety of the BMW his parents bought him

The thousands of shiftless black men who mill around gas stations all day armed, with predictable results

Nope, Baldwin doesn't talk about those people. Unlike me, he doesn't want them scared back into the recesses at the periphery of civilized society where they belong. No, he says the problem is this suburban homeowner with a job, who votes and keeps his yard clean.

Or maybe Baldwin just hates me and the gun thing was all a ruse. I'm gonna go with that explanation... in light of, you know, the shooting and all that .