National Lampoon's Vacation Movies

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Christmas

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I thought Vegas was underrated.

Mr. Papageorgio.

And Clark....make sure you get yourself something reeeeeeeeeaaaal nice.

Don't you go fallin in love with it now. Cause we're takin it with us when we leave here next month.

[spits up egg nog]

we're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas sing bing crosby tap danced with danny frickin' kaye.

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I think the order from best to worst: Christmas, European, Original, Vegas.

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Two scenarios:
1) You are fricking retarded.
2) The only time you've seen Vacation is when it was on cable television.

If you live in LBP, I'll bring you a DVD of the original Vacation right now so you can see that it is the greatest comedy ever made.

If you even put European Vacation in the same league as the others, there's something wrong with you.

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European sucks arse, that fat little skank they had playing the daughter makes my junk shiver.

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lbptiger

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I agree with the other dude. Only a 'tard would rate European better than the original. The correct answer is

1) Vacation
2)Christmas
3)European
4)Vegas


The first 2 are the only good ones really, though. I like European for sentimental reasons, but objectively, it's a piece of shite. And to me, Vegas is unwatchable.

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European sucks arse, that fat little skank they had playing the daughter makes my junk shiver.

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No shite, huh? And Rusty was one ugly, no acting douchebag too. Did they try to cast that as horribly as possible?

You are correct sir. If you rate European above freakin Wally World, your opinion is officially null & void from this point forth.

I award you no points & may God have mercy on your soul.