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re: Happy Birthday to the King.

Posted on 1/8/24 at 4:59 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/8/24 at 4:59 am to
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Elvis sucked.


You can go to Graceland on any random day and odds are you’ll see women standing at the grave of Elvis Presley, who’s been dead going on 50 years, women who never met him, many of them born after he died. And they’ll have tears in their eyes.

When you die, you’ll be forgotten. Within a short time no one will even visit your grave other than maybe once a year to put a cheap bouquet of fake flowers on your tombstone, and that’s if you’re lucky.And even that will most likely cease within a generation.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
64888 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 5:34 am to
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You can go to Graceland on any random day and odds are you’ll see women standing at the grave of Elvis Presley, who’s been dead going on 50 years, women who never met him, many of them born after he died. And they’ll have tears in their eyes.

When you die, you’ll be forgotten. Within a short time no one will even visit your grave other than maybe once a year to put a cheap bouquet of fake flowers on your tombstone, and that’s if you’re lucky.And even that will most likely cease within a generation.


fricking bodied him....
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 5:50 am to
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Darth_Vader

Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18248 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 5:57 am to
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You can go to Graceland on any random day and odds are you’ll see women standing at the grave of Elvis Presley, who’s been dead going on 50 years, women who never met him, many of them born after he died. And they’ll have tears in their eyes.

I think this speaks more to how insane women are vs Elvis not sucking
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
62307 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 6:03 am to
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Elvis Presley, who’s been dead going on 50 years


You only think he’s been dead 50 years
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 1/8/24 at 6:15 am to
Damn Darth. You dragged Smeg.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
1377 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 7:06 am to
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Darth_Vader



Holy cow. Imagine being a grown man and knighting so hard for an overweight alcoholic pedo who was good at singing.

Posted by BayouBaw84
Thibodaux
Member since Oct 2016
1218 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 7:12 am to
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You can go to Graceland on any random day and odds are you’ll see women standing at the grave of Elvis Presley, who’s been dead going on 50 years, women who never met him, many of them born after he died. And they’ll have tears in their eyes.
Women are crazy. More at 8.
Posted by 4thand20
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 1/8/24 at 8:55 am to
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Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68699 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:08 am to
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You can go to Graceland on any random day and odds are you’ll see women standing at the grave of Elvis Presley, who’s been dead going on 50 years, women who never met him, many of them born after he died. And they’ll have tears in their eyes
I appreciate your post, but this is an indictment of the stupidity and backwards priorities of most people. They are mourning a fabrication of someone based on marketing and their own conjured fantasies.

And it's ok that nobody will visit my grave after 2 generations, I'm not there.
This post was edited on 1/8/24 at 9:10 am
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