re: Sneaking food/drinks into theater.

I brought in cases of beer for all my friends in my 'AWOL bag' (just a big arse army backpack) in my early 20's a few times. No one said a thing. I brought in pre-mixed liquor in a Camelback one time and learned a valuable science lesson about carbonated drinks under pressure when I squeezed the mouthpiece before it was in my mouth and hosed down the three rows in front of me with Captain Morgan and Coke.

I got away without getting my arse kicked but not without developing crippling alcoholism.