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he can't do it while disabled, that is correct.

-here ya go son, santa is in a wheelchair just like you.
Wow cool! But if he's like me and can't walk, how does he deliver gifts?
-well, the elves help him in the sleigh then the reindeer do all the work
oh. how does he go down the chimney?
-uh the elves shove him down
what does he do once he's down the chimney in the house if he can't walk?
-It's magic, don't worry about it
if he's magic why can't he walk?

It's funny the things some people can accept and then where they draw the line what is unacceptable. He is ALREADY sitting in a chair that flies around the world in one night and shrinks small enough to fit down ur chimney. Why can u grasp that but him just staying in the chair and the entire chair shrinking and going down the chimney impossible to to wrap your head around?

Seems way quicker if he has to go to billions of houses in a single night to just zoom straight on down the chimney in his sleigh rather than parking on every rooftop, then walking to the chimney, then shrinking to shoot down it, then unshrinking and placing toys, then shrinking and shooting back up.

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Posted by LNCHBOX

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Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:26 pm to Corinthians420

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It's funny the things some people can accept and then where they draw the line what is unacceptable. He is ALREADY sitting in a chair that flies around the world in one night and shrinks small enough to fit down ur chimney. Why can u grasp that but him just staying in the chair and the entire chair shrinking and going down the chimney impossible to to wrap your head around?

Seems way quicker if he has to go to billions of houses in a single night to just zoom straight on down the chimney in his sleigh rather than parking on every rooftop, then walking to the chimney, then shrinking to shoot down it, then unshrinking and placing toys, then shrinking and shooting back up.

Good lord