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But santa is fricking magical and there is no way he can do a fraction of what the entire world knows that he does if he's disabled. It's just a slap in the fact to all common sense.

So he can fly around the world in a chair and shrink to get through a chimney and pull an infinite number of toys from a magical bag but he can't do any of those things while sitting down?

If anything, it now makes sense that he's fat and he's always sitting in a big arse chair in the mall all day long. The chair is the magical apparatus that makes it all possible.

What a dumb thing to be upset about. It's a children's fairy tale

Maybe he just wanted wheels on his chair so he could wheelchair race the elves

We already knew Santa was lazy (he is fat), so it only makes sense he'd rather ride around in a chair like all the other fatties at Disney world than walk.

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Posted by WG_Dawg

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Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:50 am to Corinthians420

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e can fly around the world in a chair and shrink to get through a chimney and pull an infinite number of toys from a magical bag but he can't do any of those things while sitting down?

he can't do it while disabled, that is correct.

-here ya go son, santa is in a wheelchair just like you.
Wow cool! But if he's like me and can't walk, how does he deliver gifts?
-well, the elves help him in the sleigh then the reindeer do all the work
oh. how does he go down the chimney?
-uh the elves shove him down
what does he do once he's down the chimney in the house if he can't walk?
-It's magic, don't worry about it
if he's magic why can't he walk?

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