re: a-hole celebrities and here are the rules:

Chevy Chase. Circa 1991 in Snowmass with some buddies skiing. We go to a place to eat and get seated next to Chevy and his family. We are all geeked about it since we could recite the entirety of Fletch in the drop of a hat. We are contemplating asking for an autograph but do not disturb him. The waiter shows up to give him his bill and Chevy loudly said About time! He paid and stormed off. The waiter came to take our order and said he was the biggest a-hole he had ever served...and he stiffed him.

Patrick Peterson. My son and I were at the hobby shop and Patrick walked in with all of his LSU stuff on. My son and I start talking to him about his remote control car. Could not have been nicer. The goofball behind the counter looks at him and says what....do you play for LSU or something? He says yes, I'm Patrick Peterson. The goofball then shakes his head and says nope, never heard of you. The three of us look at each other and Crack up laughing. Great guy. Talked to my kid a lot and high five him when he left.

Jason Alexander. Was in Hawaii with my wife (no pics) for our 25th wedding anniversary. Jason sat in a lounge chair next to us on the beach. We didn't say anything just looked at each other with a "holy shite that is Jason Alexander" look. After a few minutes an attractive lady slowly walked up to him and nicely asked for his autograph because huge fan, etc. He looked at her and in a total dick voice said "can't you see I am trying to relax!!" The lady looked like she was going to cry and I wanted to punch him. Total dick.