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re: Morbidly obese Ole Miss security guard sucker hit a female in the neck tonight
Posted on 10/1/23 at 4:56 pm to ZIGG
Posted on 10/1/23 at 4:56 pm to ZIGG
security guard shouldn't have even been trying to keep that many ppl off the field. he's def compensating for something. 
and the girl- probably learned a lesson in situational awareness. from the video, it looks like she was running straight into his direction, all the while dude is going full blown sprinkler dance moves trying to twart the oncoming fans.
lessons were learned... or not.
and the girl- probably learned a lesson in situational awareness. from the video, it looks like she was running straight into his direction, all the while dude is going full blown sprinkler dance moves trying to twart the oncoming fans.
lessons were learned... or not.
This post was edited on 10/1/23 at 4:57 pm
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Posted on 10/1/23 at 4:58 pm to NOSHAU
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Shut up boomer. College kids and the players enjoy it. It is part of a college experience.
same with the running of the bulls, but sometimes the bulls win and there is a price to be paid
Posted on 10/1/23 at 4:59 pm to STigers
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He’s gettin fired tomorrow
Personal lawsuits incoming
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:01 pm to LRB1967
Steal my laptop, it's trashy for me to blast someone that weighs 100# less than me?
Stay the F off the field. In 97, after Florida had housed us by many, many touchdowns, and we beat them, the field was rushed. They were ranked first, we were 23rdish. They were favored by more than two TDs, IIRC. I get that. But it's not like OM (or fAggy last year) secured a spot in the SECCG or the Playoff.
It's ghey AF without extenuating circumstances, none of which are present at this point in the season.
So, like not bringing booze into the stadium (those are the rules), obey the rules, and no one gets rocked. Problem solved.
Stay the F off the field. In 97, after Florida had housed us by many, many touchdowns, and we beat them, the field was rushed. They were ranked first, we were 23rdish. They were favored by more than two TDs, IIRC. I get that. But it's not like OM (or fAggy last year) secured a spot in the SECCG or the Playoff.
It's ghey AF without extenuating circumstances, none of which are present at this point in the season.
So, like not bringing booze into the stadium (those are the rules), obey the rules, and no one gets rocked. Problem solved.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:02 pm to morganwadefan
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Security guard was trying to his job
I'm willing to bet there is a protocol in place for end of game rushing of the field and it isn't 'trying to take them all out with your elbows'
the team gets a fine, no one gets hurt, the guard keeps his job and avoids an assault/battery charge.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:06 pm to ZIGG
LAU needs to offer him a scolly! That’s on the scale of better tackling than LSU’s defense.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:21 pm to tigernurse
I agree, we should get our hooks in and choke them unconscious, one at a time. WTF. He didn't have a baton, pepper spray, or tear gas. You go to war with the army you have.
A better route maybe to fit everyone in the stadium with shock collars upon entering, so that if they hit the field, they are incapacitated. Fark around and find out.
Don't break the rules, and there will be no consequences. Sometimes the consequences are physical, which are far easier to recover from than a $400 ticket as a college kid. I'd rather the elbow than the ticket.
A better route maybe to fit everyone in the stadium with shock collars upon entering, so that if they hit the field, they are incapacitated. Fark around and find out.
Don't break the rules, and there will be no consequences. Sometimes the consequences are physical, which are far easier to recover from than a $400 ticket as a college kid. I'd rather the elbow than the ticket.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:31 pm to LemmyLives
"Just doing his job". Pretty sure there are no written HR protocols where forearming someone in the crowd who is on the field is part of the job description. I've seen too many to count videos of crowd rushing a field & have never seen a marshal using this level of force. He had to know that the field was over whelmed with students, so using that degree of force on one student, what was he going to accomplish? Rules, for drunk college kids? Get real.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:40 pm to ZIGG
LSU should sign him immediately. They need a Honey Badger right about now.
Weird OP after getting skull drug up and down the field. Really weird group.
Weird OP after getting skull drug up and down the field. Really weird group.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 5:41 pm to Keltic Tiger
Then you haven't watched many SEC games.
If you're trying to restrain people, you don't use your hands to stop people. That's how you break bones for your $15 an hour job. Your elbow, used properly, is almost zero threat to the elbow wielder. It's one of the toughest spots on the body.
So yeah, I'd prefer to smoke someone with my elbow to stop them, than to try and grab them with a finger that will get broken. At least he can't be charged with sexual assault with attempting to grab her boob to keep her from running by.
Women are far more violent when drunk than dudes. My time working the door, we threw out a lot of people. 95% were female. Dudes will just hit you, women will go for the eyes. Frick her. Don't go on the field.
If you're trying to restrain people, you don't use your hands to stop people. That's how you break bones for your $15 an hour job. Your elbow, used properly, is almost zero threat to the elbow wielder. It's one of the toughest spots on the body.
So yeah, I'd prefer to smoke someone with my elbow to stop them, than to try and grab them with a finger that will get broken. At least he can't be charged with sexual assault with attempting to grab her boob to keep her from running by.
Women are far more violent when drunk than dudes. My time working the door, we threw out a lot of people. 95% were female. Dudes will just hit you, women will go for the eyes. Frick her. Don't go on the field.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 6:01 pm to NOSHAU
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Shut up boomer. College kids and the players enjoy it. It is part of a college experience.
Guess she got an enhanced experience.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 6:04 pm to brass2mouth
Anyone has a name for this guy…besides fat frick?
This post was edited on 10/1/23 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 10/1/23 at 6:07 pm to tigerbait3488
Hero.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 6:31 pm to ZIGG
That was the best defense I saw all night.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 6:54 pm to LemmyLives
It appeared that she was running at an angle directly at him.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 7:21 pm to ZIGG
Should the tooth pick kids be on the field, No.
Unfortunately, if this gains traction or she complains he used excessive force.
He probably get fired and the university’s athletic dept will get sued.
Or
Probably just be a funny meme and nothing will be said about it.
As far as LSU they may try to recruit him for the offensive line.
Unfortunately, if this gains traction or she complains he used excessive force.
He probably get fired and the university’s athletic dept will get sued.
Or
Probably just be a funny meme and nothing will be said about it.
As far as LSU they may try to recruit him for the offensive line.
Posted on 10/1/23 at 7:49 pm to Lester Earl
Maybe we could use him on defense?
He knew exactly where to strike her on the neck.
Let’s call him Sensei
He knew exactly where to strike her on the neck.
Let’s call him Sensei
This post was edited on 10/1/23 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 10/1/23 at 7:51 pm to ZIGG
Someone PLEASE fark that security guard into some kind of LOTR gif.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 1:57 am to ZIGG
It ALMOST amazes me that anybody here would defend that dumb frick
Everybody and their brother is rushing the field with no consequence so I guess the young 90 pound girl is supposed to know she can't without Bobby cheap shotting her
This dudes attitude is everything that is wrong with a lot of our LE (I know he's not LE)
Everybody and their brother is rushing the field with no consequence so I guess the young 90 pound girl is supposed to know she can't without Bobby cheap shotting her
This dudes attitude is everything that is wrong with a lot of our LE (I know he's not LE)
Posted on 10/2/23 at 2:00 am to ZIGG
Don't care. Stay off the field losers.
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