re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?

An avid golfer met a hot chick at the bar who loves golfers. They ended up at his place and begin having sex. When finished he rolled over to have a smoke.
She said me and Arnold Palmer would do it twice, so he got back on and did it again.

He rolls over to light a smoke and she said, me and Arnie always did it 3 times. He was like what, you and Arnie would do it three times? Yes. Not wanting to be out done by a 70 plus year old man he got back in and had sex a third time.

He rolls over and picks up the phone. She said what are you doing? He said I’m calling Arnold to find out what the par is on this hole.