re: What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?

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In 2004, my wife and I bought a 10-pack of fresh tortillas from the Mexican grocery store where they are made daily. They were so fresh and tasty looking that I ate a couple of them when we got home. That night we had fajitas for the two of us and she noticed that two were missing. Instead of admitting that I scarfed down two of them, I acted like I didn't know why they were missing and led her to believe the store shorted us two tortillas. Decades later, every time we buy a pack of fresh tortillas - She counts them to make sure they are all there. For some reason, I can't come clean and tell her.

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I tried to do this when I drunkenly backed over my wife’s flowerbed and swore it wasn’t me and it must have been one of our friends or the workers putting our new roof on. Thought she would let it go but she was about to bitch out a lot of people so I finally had to come clean