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Have you ever seen a person in a fedora that isn't a progressive beta loser?
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:40 pm
I have yet to see an exception. In my experience, they're all pathetic losers that have the body of a stringbean or a trash bag filled with mashed potatoes.
This guy not only believes in reparations for people that were never slaves, he also believes citizens that didn't even have family here during the time of slavery should also pay reparations to the non-slaves.
The icing on the cake is the trimmed short beard. Outside of wearing a fedora, the easiest way to tell that somebody is a progressive beta loser is a short trimmed beard. Matt Walsh is the closest person I can think of that isn't a loser, but he also doesn't trim his beard very short.
Pro fedora/short beard people should wear signs saying "my wife cuckolds me" or "my gf/wife would cheat on me if I had one".
Never be a trimmed neckbeard in a fedora. It's one step away from wearing lipstick in a dress. Which is one step away from drugging yourself and mutilating your genitals. It's a slippery slope.
Don't be like these people.
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This guy not only believes in reparations for people that were never slaves, he also believes citizens that didn't even have family here during the time of slavery should also pay reparations to the non-slaves.
The icing on the cake is the trimmed short beard. Outside of wearing a fedora, the easiest way to tell that somebody is a progressive beta loser is a short trimmed beard. Matt Walsh is the closest person I can think of that isn't a loser, but he also doesn't trim his beard very short.
Pro fedora/short beard people should wear signs saying "my wife cuckolds me" or "my gf/wife would cheat on me if I had one".
Never be a trimmed neckbeard in a fedora. It's one step away from wearing lipstick in a dress. Which is one step away from drugging yourself and mutilating your genitals. It's a slippery slope.
Don't be like these people.
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:42 pm to Bonghole
Libertarians should be included.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:43 pm to Bonghole
I think some chicks are hot wearing a fedora, but not that guy.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:46 pm to Bonghole
On a related note, I think I'd always think twice about a man with a Nintendo Switch.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:47 pm to SEClint
Dude Freddy haunted kids dreams, def a democrat.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:48 pm to Bonghole
Nobody had the guts to tell Frank he looked like a dork with his fedora.

Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to 777Tiger
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he is pretty much a goob
Slash has slayed more and finer women than most men can dream of. He also died for like 8 minutes from an OD. He seems pretty hardcore and the opposite of the point of the OP
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to dgnx6
You wouldnt have said shite to freddy
Besides..
In part 2 he tortured and traumatized a gay kid. Sorta leaning republican at times
Besides..
In part 2 he tortured and traumatized a gay kid. Sorta leaning republican at times
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to deeprig9
quote:
Libertarians should be included.
You a big government guy, comrade?
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to Bonghole
Usually see them wearing a trilby and not a fedora.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:50 pm to Bonghole
quote:
Have you ever seen a person in a fedora that isn't a progressive beta loser?
Yeah, my late grandfather.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 5:53 pm
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