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Have you ever seen a person in a fedora that isn't a progressive beta loser?

Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:40 pm
Posted by Bonghole
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:40 pm
I have yet to see an exception. In my experience, they're all pathetic losers that have the body of a stringbean or a trash bag filled with mashed potatoes.





This guy not only believes in reparations for people that were never slaves, he also believes citizens that didn't even have family here during the time of slavery should also pay reparations to the non-slaves.

The icing on the cake is the trimmed short beard. Outside of wearing a fedora, the easiest way to tell that somebody is a progressive beta loser is a short trimmed beard. Matt Walsh is the closest person I can think of that isn't a loser, but he also doesn't trim his beard very short.

Pro fedora/short beard people should wear signs saying "my wife cuckolds me" or "my gf/wife would cheat on me if I had one".

Never be a trimmed neckbeard in a fedora. It's one step away from wearing lipstick in a dress. Which is one step away from drugging yourself and mutilating your genitals. It's a slippery slope.



Don't be like these people.

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Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:41 pm to
No
Posted by Kafka
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Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:42 pm to
bro, do you even Godfather?
Posted by stout
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Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:42 pm to
Libertarians should be included.
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:43 pm to
1 fedora per crew
Posted by lake chuck fan
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:43 pm to
I think some chicks are hot wearing a fedora, but not that guy.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:43 pm to
he is pretty much a goob
Posted by GetBackToWork
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:46 pm to
On a related note, I think I'd always think twice about a man with a Nintendo Switch.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:46 pm to
Yeah

Me
Posted by SEClint
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Posted by dgnx6
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:47 pm to
Dude Freddy haunted kids dreams, def a democrat.

Posted by Traveler
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:48 pm to
Nobody had the guts to tell Frank he looked like a dork with his fedora.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

he is pretty much a goob




Slash has slayed more and finer women than most men can dream of. He also died for like 8 minutes from an OD. He seems pretty hardcore and the opposite of the point of the OP
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to
You wouldnt have said shite to freddy

Besides..

In part 2 he tortured and traumatized a gay kid. Sorta leaning republican at times
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 5:51 pm
Posted by TCO
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Libertarians should be included.


You a big government guy, comrade?
Posted by Eightballjacket
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:49 pm to
Usually see them wearing a trilby and not a fedora.
Posted by doublecutter
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Have you ever seen a person in a fedora that isn't a progressive beta loser?


Yeah, my late grandfather.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 5:53 pm
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