re: Friday Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat:
She's on both sides of the family
Her picture weighs 1000 lbs
Plays pool with the planets
When she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirt
She broke the stairway to heaven


Yo momma so poor:
Burglers broke into her house and left money
thought a quarterback was a refund
can't even pay attention
The ducks throw bread at her

Yo momma so dumb:
She spends hours starring at orange juice because the package says concentrate
She yells in envelopes to send voicemails
went to the dentist for a bluetooth