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Why I'm Glad Joe Biden Beat Donald Trump.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:28 am
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:28 am
Excellent satire from a borderline commie journalist. Relevant links on each point embedded within the piece.
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1. Trump would have continued abusing immigrants and keeping kids in cages.
Thank goodness that’s over now!
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2. Trump was normalizing and whitewashing neo-Nazis.
Neo-Nazis! Can you believe it? Actual neo-Nazis! Why’d we even fight a world war only to turn around and start getting cuddly with Nazis?
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3. If Trump had won, the war in Yemen would still be underway.
I’m so grateful Joe Biden won so that he could fulfill his campaign promise and end the worst mass atrocity in the world.
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4. Without President Biden, the Iran nuclear deal would still be dead.
One of the most dangerous things Trump did during his presidency was inflame tensions in the Middle East by tearing up the JCPOA. Thank goodness he didn’t win, otherwise Biden wouldn’t have been able to set things right and restore the deal so that tensions can begin to de-escalate.
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5. Trump would have kept inflating America’s already bloated military budget.
Luckily we’ve got President Biden in charge, who understands that militarism only leads to more war and all those hundreds of billions can better serve the American people at home.
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6. Roe v Wade would be dead if Trump had gotten another term.
Fortunately the American people heeded the Democratic Party’s warnings and prevented the US from turning into an embarrassing backwards Puritanical theocracy where women are forced to carry pregnancies to term.
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7. Trump would probably have us on the brink of World War III by now.
That crazy bastard would probably have us staring down the barrel of nuclear armageddon if he’d won re-election.
Thank God he didn’t win!
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Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:33 am to Bunk Moreland
Step 1: train the people only to consume
Step 2: Infiltrate the adults through the news
Step 7: Fabricate a problem full of lies
Step8: Put it on the news every night
-Tom Macdonald
Step 2: Infiltrate the adults through the news
Step 7: Fabricate a problem full of lies
Step8: Put it on the news every night
-Tom Macdonald
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:35 am to burke985
Trump would have Kid Rock
Sec of State by now
Sec of State by now
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:36 am to Tmcgin
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Kid Rock
Sec of State by now
Would probably be better than what we have by miles and miles...
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:36 am to Tmcgin
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Trump would have Kid Rock Sec of State by now
Would be a huge upgrade over the trannies and mentally ill people in the *biden administration
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:36 am to Bunk Moreland
This is what all the Desantis cult members on here say as well
Interesting how they sound just like establishment kommies
Interesting how they sound just like establishment kommies
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:37 am to Bunk Moreland
I have never met anyone professing to be a Nazi my whole life.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:37 am to Bunk Moreland
This is what “journalism “ has become. Not only is everything opinionated, it’s also written at a third grade level because no one is allowed to push people to be better or held accountable for good work. You just have to be willing to sell your soul to the devil.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:42 am to Bunk Moreland
As Mrs. and Mr. America fret, they huddle 'round their TV set
They worry and they sweat
They're thinkin' I'm the enemy the one they need to get
Because their mind controllers tell them I'm a major threat
The talking heads, the daily press
They cultivate stupidity and harvest ignorance
They point a crooked finger and they're all unanimous
By callin' me "Extremist" 'cause I'm down on Zionists
So now I want to sing a new song...
Now what's so bad, about being Extreme, If I'm extremely innocent, if I'm extremely keen
If I'm extremely paranoid it's cause of what I've seen
That's written in between the lines of every magazine
The FBI, the CIA, are workin for the KGB and getting in my way
'cause they don't like my politics they dog me everyday
I'm gettin' tired of telling them the problem is Oui Vey
The enemy is Communism
The common man, he's so confused
He wants to know the truth but all he gets is phony news
His state of mind is captured by the mobs opposing views
His only guarantee is that he's sure to be amused
Now some may win, but most will loose
Their lives are only figments of the thoughts they cannot choose
And I doubt you'll ever see me on the 6 'oclock news
Exposing lying, thieving, cheating, communist (CENSORED)
Who made me sing you this song.
They worry and they sweat
They're thinkin' I'm the enemy the one they need to get
Because their mind controllers tell them I'm a major threat
The talking heads, the daily press
They cultivate stupidity and harvest ignorance
They point a crooked finger and they're all unanimous
By callin' me "Extremist" 'cause I'm down on Zionists
So now I want to sing a new song...
Now what's so bad, about being Extreme, If I'm extremely innocent, if I'm extremely keen
If I'm extremely paranoid it's cause of what I've seen
That's written in between the lines of every magazine
The FBI, the CIA, are workin for the KGB and getting in my way
'cause they don't like my politics they dog me everyday
I'm gettin' tired of telling them the problem is Oui Vey
The enemy is Communism
The common man, he's so confused
He wants to know the truth but all he gets is phony news
His state of mind is captured by the mobs opposing views
His only guarantee is that he's sure to be amused
Now some may win, but most will loose
Their lives are only figments of the thoughts they cannot choose
And I doubt you'll ever see me on the 6 'oclock news
Exposing lying, thieving, cheating, communist (CENSORED)
Who made me sing you this song.
This post was edited on 12/27/22 at 8:44 am
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:43 am to Bunk Moreland
Honestly, Trump having to deal with inflation, another invasion of Ukraine, global recession, another migrant crisis, and China being too heavy-handed with CV response would have been bad for him.
There is a good argument letting Biden take the Ls this term that any meat suit sitting in the Oval Office would have had to take, is good for Trump. Makes his case stronger for 2024.
MAGA would be utterly dead if the press, et al got to tee off against Trump during all these crises for another 4 years. They did a lot of damage 2016-2020 without ammo, imagine what they could do with a lot of it.
There is a good argument letting Biden take the Ls this term that any meat suit sitting in the Oval Office would have had to take, is good for Trump. Makes his case stronger for 2024.
MAGA would be utterly dead if the press, et al got to tee off against Trump during all these crises for another 4 years. They did a lot of damage 2016-2020 without ammo, imagine what they could do with a lot of it.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:49 am to markinkaty
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I have never met anyone professing to be a Nazi my whole life.
Nazi doesn’t mean “Adolph Hitler” to a leftist.
Nazi in the modern parlance just means anyone who opposes their party and the current party messaging.
It’s basically the same as being accused of being a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition.
You should also remember that the communists viewed the Nazis as their bogeyman during the Spanish civil war and WW2, not the west, so their messaging was always first and foremost “crush the nazis”.
When someone is calling you a nazi and you aren’t one it probably means you are dealing with some shade of socialist who is trying to point out to some other socialist that you are the enemy because to them nazi = enemy.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:53 am to Mailman82
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Mailman82
Trump broke you.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:57 am to Bunk Moreland
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where women are forced to carry pregnancies to term.
Oh the horror of having to accept reasonability for your actions.
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That crazy bastard would probably have us staring down the barrel of nuclear armageddon if he’d won re-election.
How many wars did we fight when Trump was president? That's right. None. Ukraine doesn't get invaded if Trump is president.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:00 am to Mailman82
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Mailman82
Wonder who's alter this is?
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:02 am to The Maj
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Would probably be better than what we have by miles and miles...
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:03 am to Tmcgin
Be exponentially better than the sissy freak show y’all are running in DC now.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:08 am to Mailman82
One janitor knocked up a 15yo sophomore in exchange for access to the roof to go smoke and now the rest of us have to suffer your presence. How is that fair?
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:09 am to Tmcgin
Better than the rockhead we have now
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:11 am to Mailman82
Mallman82
registered Dec2022
Might as well change your name to Botman22 and yo' arse is glowing too.
registered Dec2022
Might as well change your name to Botman22 and yo' arse is glowing too.
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